October 31, 2007
October 28, 2007
teh evarexpandign fronteirs of human knowledge
ok so tihs wekend i fiared up teh hispano-suiza an wen't out an gota sliderule! their handy cuause if sobmodody walks up 2 u an asks waht the natural logaritham of a hundrad an twleve is u can stick im in teh eye iwth it an excscape wile hes disoritnated.
October 27, 2007
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
top of waht u may wel ask. but they dont say.
wel for all i know mabye they do0 say! i didn read it. im a blogar ffs not a damn resaerch asistant.
October 24, 2007
The Future Is Now II
In the future, everyone who is not Elton John will be Jonathan Winters.
It rules that people who were immensely cool and famous when I was sixteen, have gotten fat and old before me, and that Morrissey, that swine, will continue to be nine years older than I am until they cart his vast, hideous, gelatinous remains off in a piano box.