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Tribulation

2011-05-23T08:47:00.004-05:00

Well, it turns out the Rapture happened on Saturday, but it was a pretty low-key event. Only three people on Earth were in a state of grace and they haven't been missed yet. Next up, we've got a thousand years of plague, famine, and war. So we don't have to learn anything new at least.

Debunked!

2011-05-08T20:07:00.005-05:00

As I walked through the city today, I passed a school, and heard the joyful voices of children singing lines I remembered from my own childhood: There was a farmer, had a dog, and Bingo was his name-O... Well, now. A rational, thinking person must take no factual claim at face value. So I checked. Snopes.com does not confirm it. My skepticism was vindicated. Let this be a lesson to you.

The Greatest Nation on Earth

2011-03-21T13:00:00.007-05:00

Headline of the month! All that's missing is guns: Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot Driver Arrested for DUI at Spearmint Rhino Do you see headlines like that in Germany? No. In Germany, you see headlines about consensual cannibalism. Which in my opinion is a bit weird. No word at press time whether the truck had a schnorkel.

excciting news form estern europe!

2011-01-07T09:03:00.003-05:00

poland has hiared laddy gargar to be its creative dirrector! itl be like teh meiji resteration but with nekikid poeple in giant hats! holy crap! u know waht mencken siad about politicians: "...individuals who are not only not superior to the general, but plainly and depressingly inferior, both in common sense and in common decency". BZZZT! WORNGGG!!!1! Almost a year to the day since Polaroid

Killer Fact!

2010-12-04T16:09:00.004-05:00

Today, the city of Farmington, Maine, honors the inventor of earmuffs.

The Most Important Video You Will Watch this Year

2010-10-05T19:44:00.001-05:00

If not, like, ever.

I beg to differ

2010-07-29T22:01:00.010-05:00

so I told my girlfirend i took this test that said im 4% hippie. i musta got teh four points for likin my meat raw. but anyhoow i caled her a hipie just to piss her off an she sais 'yeah wel im moare of a hippy then you because im intersted in off-the-grid selfsufficient living an your not'. whcih she damn well knows my interests and what exactly about beign a postapocalyptic warlord isnt

WIN!

2010-07-14T12:00:00.003-05:00

teh antropologist john hawks wirites Brain size is under stabilizing selection, and both energetic and ontogenetic demands favor smaller ones. im ahjead of teh curve again. p.s. he alslso says 'extraordinary claims require more than one brain'. oh boy do they ever!

P.S. REMAIN INDOORS

2010-06-16T20:11:00.002-05:00

i woulda explained it...

2010-06-16T20:04:00.004-05:00

...if they just askd nicly. also abuout moonign em. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

oups

2010-06-02T09:40:00.007-05:00

i malconfigurd teh bolg an ur comants hav beeean vanissighing wihtout my kolwadge! hoally crap! i hadda poast for tody bot than i relized it was boarrrrrign. so il spareya. but jus sust so u know teh knot ive been usigin to tie coislsa roap truns out tu be a groundline hitch. wich starts out like a clove hitch except then its not rtarded.

What? What?

2010-04-29T11:02:00.004-05:00

this is why they lsot teh war. andnd teh othar war. my borthar senent me it. hes up for paraol soon. god hlep im if tehy see this.

Peckish?

2010-04-29T10:56:00.002-05:00

"Only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds."

Schiele Take a Bow

2010-01-14T23:54:00.002-05:00

Fake Twitter feed for Nick Cave: I'm sorry that your coffee's bitter, I'm sorry I've forgotten how to Twitter; it's just that I think my heart and soul are kind of famished.10:44 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web Refreshing Susie's Facebook profile and sighing. "It's Complicated" -- what can that mean?9:54 AM Oct 19th, 2009 from web Hired a bartender at Murder Salads. Sipping his first creation,

Matrix by David Roy

2010-01-14T21:36:00.002-05:00

Sculpture. Wow. Cool!

"The Things" by Peter Watts

2010-01-08T15:33:00.004-05:00

New SF from Peter Watts: "The Things". It's John Carpenter's The Thing reimagined from the monster's point of view, à la John Gardner's Grendel. It's better than Grendel, better than the classic John W. Campbell novella Carpenter based the movie on, better than the movie. 7,000 words of pure balls-out hard-edge Weird. It will leave marks on your brain. It's among the very best SF I've ever read

klier ftac!

2010-01-02T22:46:00.007-05:00

The plastic soda bottle was invented by Nathaniel Wyeth, son of the great illustrator N. C. Wyeth. Actually, he was better than great. He was... Cugat.

techanolgy newws!

2009-12-23T15:44:00.008-05:00

so teh hot c ristmasn itam tahhis yheer is teh yapper stopper dog collar! its a gret lital gaget. it booasts 'Seven intensity levels for a wide variety of dispositions' an 'Surgical stainless steel contact points to minimize irritation to the dog's skin'. teh heaart of the unit is a capacitor teh size of a pintglass form a old fender bass amp. for a slplit secand itll blast ur baloaved animal

gorc eris

2009-12-05T20:37:00.001-05:00

so my ggrilfriend jus tol me she got olive bread an i was like 'udde i onyly wantad some of bread!'. she didn laugugh. womemen are wieierd.

Did Mencken die in vain? Pretty much.

2009-11-16T18:55:00.003-05:00

Via anthropologist John Hawks, a gem from Rex Stout: His position in society, his high repute among his fellow men, his nimbus as a master biped. Nobody writes like that any more, dammit.

ahooe

2009-11-11T21:20:00.000-05:00

justst atenadad a pissup ikna berwery! it wen't wel.

"No use in you runnin', or screamin' an' cryin'..."

2009-11-10T18:04:00.005-05:00

Indeed not. Welcome to 1978. Those of you who are too young to remember those days may not realize how ordinary and unremarkable these events were, in that long-vanished age. People like this, they were your neighbors or the cop on the beat. We had come so far, but then, somehow, we lost our way.

Launching Anvils

2009-10-21T14:05:00.001-05:00

as i alwys say It's just neat launching something that really wasn't intended to be launched

Killer Fact!

2009-10-20T20:17:00.004-05:00

lardge rund haybals: they loook inacent dont they? WONRGN!! From 1992 to 1998, 74 farm workers in the United States were killed in large round hay bale accidents. "acidiants". riiiigghght.

Books, movies, radio, music, TV now obsolete

2009-09-27T21:26:00.003-05:00

Virtually all of the entertainment and information you will ever need can now be obtained from shitmydadsays: I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it... No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept. The rest is available from Explosions and Boobs.

Killer Fact!

2009-09-22T15:46:00.007-05:00

Jaguars have been known to eat avocados. I once met a house cat in Berkeley, CA who had a habit of breaking into a neighbor's hous to eat their avocados. He also showed a keen interest in babies' fontanelles. A word to the wise, my friends. Forewarned is forearmed.

Killer Fact!

2009-09-17T17:25:00.004-05:00

Skype listens on port 80 by default. Naturally, this breaks Apache. Am I crazy or is that an odd choice of port number for something that's not an HTTP server?

Killer Fact!

2009-08-22T14:53:00.001-05:00

"Idaho" is a made-up word.

Keep Maine Scenic

2009-08-21T10:00:00.005-05:00

Abandoned semi-trailer by the roadside, Washington County, Maine. Click to enlarge: Consider it done!

Killer Fact: The Two Zombies

2009-08-20T09:56:00.006-05:00

At my age I've got no excuse for setting foot anywhere near a hardcore band even if I wanted to, but the other night it happened anyhow. You sort of grin and bear it. But I learned something! It turns out that the mind of every hardcore singer is composed of two distinct personalities: The Epileptic Zombie and the Constipated Zombie. At any given moment on stage, it's eerily apparent which one

bleh stuff wahtevar

2009-07-01T21:57:00.004-05:00

so evary time my grilfrned an i go to a indidinan restrant she gets mango lhassi an i allways put my eear upto it an say "wait! i thnink... lhassi... is tryigng to tel us somthign!" so howmany times am i gona haveta tell taht joake bafeore she starrts thinkknign its funy? or atleast befaore she stops tryingna pin my hnose to the table with er fork? oh but an also! i thougth of teh prefect

Verging on rank popery, or worse

2009-05-22T20:50:00.004-05:00

Such goings on, among the Hutterites: Your presentation of babies to the church may look like an innocent ritual to you, but seems to us as being only half a step away from infant baptism. ... ... How did you dare to willfully violate the ordinances and humble practices of the scripture and the church by introducing musical instruments on any occasion? Well, they excommunicated the

infoof

2009-05-21T19:36:00.004-05:00

Here's a fun and accessible language design post from Eric Lippert, who's on the C# team at Microsoft: OK smart guy, what about this strangely familiar case? class C { public void Bar(int x, T y) {} public void Bar(T x, int y) {} public void Bar(int x, int y) {} } class D : C { ... Heh heh heh.

literary

2009-05-14T20:42:00.002-05:00

...not figurativery! tahts not ofensiaev isit?

Welcome to Institute of Liver Diseases of General Hospital of Beijing Military Region,!.

2009-04-18T09:18:00.004-05:00

im sgartign a new featsteur! teh satraday amatony leson! tihs ones so gooood ther wont be anymoare. sory. Generally, adult liver sector location under normal circumstances, as in the hit Legong liver, while the pathological hepatomegaly. Children under the geopolitical location of the liver less exposed to the general are again under normal circumstances. ok! updupudpuate! comanantrar

WABT HABRGRUBARR!!

2009-04-09T14:56:00.003-05:00

HMUMGRY! HUMBGGRY! HMBMGRUBRARRR!!! updpate! habrugar.

At Full Pressure

2009-04-08T13:54:00.005-05:00

"At full pressure, a 12 lb bowling ball leaves the barrel at 200 mph, and travels about a half-mile..." 200 mph! my garlfernd dgaveme a modal trebuchhet kit for a presant but maabye i shouldl be thkging moare bigger.

teh werdestst godamn thigin efvar!

2009-04-05T22:00:00.006-05:00

i jstust told my gfrirlfriend ian dury was a godamn midgat and she dosnt fucgkigan balieve me! she thinkns im makign it up! wtf?! shes nota retrard ethar. shesays hewas five fete tal which acrodign to her mens hes not a miget. wel lookat im! jessus! Ian Dury: A fucking midget.

hlelp atlast!

2009-04-05T19:52:00.003-05:00

its hirign time agian lads! ok! whan ravewigin resumes u like me probly have offan seen em sayin they balogn to a ordar of chifilry an wondard if it was a reel one ornot. cause there not al as obvosly credable as forexamplle the Soverign Militery Ordar of opf Nebraska State. so u neeed a handy refrance to sort out teh weehat form teh chaf! lucky for us thers hlep at hand! teh intarnahstional

Fisking The Replacements

2009-03-11T17:55:00.003-05:00

You're like a picture on a fridge That's never stocked with food. What? What the hell kind of bullshit is that? It's meaningless!

Uncommon Goods: Spam Factory

2009-02-24T15:56:00.007-05:00

I ordered something from an online store called Uncommon Goods. Now the malignant cretins refuse to stop spamming me. When asked, they suggest that I order by phone next time, because that way the spam at least won't get worse. But somehow, I don't think I'll be ordering again. That's just a hunch I've got. If you should happen to think of ordering from these assclowns, be warned.

THEBENS THINK OEDDY ISCOOL. NOPROBS.

2009-02-16T18:35:00.006-05:00

Via Futility Closet, Oedipus Rex, expressed in licence plates: ONCEPON ATIME LONG AGO IN THEBES IMKING. OEDIPUS DAKING. LVMYMRS. LVMYKIDS. THEBENS THINK OEDDY ISCOOL. NOPROBS. OKAY MAYBE THEREZZ 1LTL1. MOTHER WHERERU? WHEREAT MYDAD? NOCALLZ NEVER. HAVENOT ACLUE. INMYMND IWNDER WHOAMI? IMUST FINDEM. JO MYWIFE GOES, "OED DON'T USEE? WERHAPPI NOW LETITB." IGO, "NOWAY. IAMBOSS. DONTU TELLME

Another Bogol First

2009-02-05T12:33:00.004-05:00

Once again, we here at Bogol Industries bring you the finest in near-humor and semi-humor-like information, and we bgring itto you frfirist!1 Zero Google results: "Feast of the Invalid Assumption". upduate! damit som rotan pnunk siad 'fisgign for complements wiht dymanmite' alrdy/

kiler faccct1!

2009-02-03T14:47:00.003-05:00

im nto sure exacly wqhat this meeans but i thnk it mghuight explan alot abuot some ove my freidns: ...the total range of [human] mutational variation today exceeds the average human-Neandertal difference for any given gene.

Critical Penological Update!

2009-02-01T19:40:00.003-05:00

"Chinese finger traps are not intended for use as restraint devices." pls makea not ofit. thx.

Autres pays, autre merde

2009-01-02T19:19:00.003-05:00

It seems that our colleague Harry has discovered one of those "divided-by-a-common-language" sort of things, where customs in England differ in subtle but profound ways from those in civilized nations: I infer that in England, when you order a pizza, all you get is food. But we do things differently in America.

oh crrap

2009-01-01T18:19:00.002-05:00

teh ganu is hte sam aminmal as the wiladabeast. wel if thats teh case then fuck 'em.

insparatoin stirks

2008-11-15T15:58:00.002-05:00

atentoin dylen tomsas fans! asumign thers anysuck thign. llareggub isnt a real towan. read it backwradrds.

Killer Fact!

2008-10-24T09:40:00.004-05:00

The Department of the Interior has determined that you are not endangered. Furthermore, if Homo sapiens, or a population thereof, were listed as endangered ... Alaskan natives would be entitled to kill them, sell the edible portions within their villages, and to convert them into "authentic native articles of handicrafts and clothing." 16 U.S.C. [section] 1539 (e). Update! Sorry, we don't

kliilr ffacft

2008-10-10T12:24:00.003-05:00

branacls ar arathrapods. i was liek 'no fuckin way!1!1 theyir totly mulascsc!' but its trrue.

poladitics!

2008-09-23T15:03:00.005-05:00

ok im gona endrose a canadate here. tihs ol fat guy john frarys runign for congras somwher up nroth he're in mainen. hes got a sowrd cane! "...there is little danger of my being exiled to the District of Columbia. Still, the prospect of making new enemies is damned inviting."

Large Hadron Collider Update

2008-09-11T07:38:00.005-05:00

ok thy truned it on an teh uniavarse stil excists. anothar grand promase of technoloogy unfulfliled. i arready wroate em an asked for a refnund. sugest you do teh same.

dept of wastad efort

2008-08-29T11:30:00.002-05:00

oh gee: Two self-anointed "grammar vigilantes" who toured the nation removing typos from public signs have been banned from national parks after vandalizing a historic marker at the Grand Canyon. wahta cuopla retarads! i feixed taht sgin arleredy.

Antipodean Feat of Arms Unparalleled

2008-08-13T10:13:00.004-05:00

[HMAS] Melbourne... was the only British Commonwealth naval vessel to sink two friendly warships in peacetime. emphasas mine.

omg!

2008-06-21T22:15:00.000-05:00

theyey et ducts in chinar. i htnhnink.

wheeww!

2008-06-06T22:43:00.003-05:00

Moose-crash victims escape serious injury. Maine sees more moose crashes in June than in any other month. ... In 2007, five people died in Maine as a result of moose collisions. them tghigns make casowaryds look perty tame.

tihgns are difarant in birtan

2008-05-17T12:32:00.002-05:00

via cohrnic comentar phillop we laearn taht teh 'boras johnsen' is somekinda unspacafid an parsumebaly rapulsiave briutish sexuual act.

thigns not to say to ur griflfiend!!

2008-05-10T18:20:00.003-05:00

"if i wereked teh car u we're parylazyed? dude id totaly do teh rirght thign by yuo an finisish u off." not althagethar suu're waht i saiad worng but my avise is dont cal er 'dude'.

Goings on in the Great North Woods: The Theater

2008-04-29T08:38:00.003-05:00

Saw a fine play entitled Jimmy Higgins last night at the St. Lawrence here in Portland, ME. It's a one-man show about a fictitious socialist labor activist, acted and written by local theater luminary Harlan Baker. I'd figured it'd just be a lot of left-wing crap, and it was, but the script is solid, funny, and character-driven, and the guy can act. It's good stuff, immensely entertaining. It

arpsaragus!!

2008-04-15T19:14:00.006-05:00

so i was axplainign dtaht evary time i make apsaragrus sombododye nds up in teh hospatal. thers alwaysys vioalance. apspargarus — teh demon weead taht driaves men mad!!1!1 uuupdpte Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

wrrentch news!1!

2008-04-08T20:19:00.004-05:00

alota poepole thsink teh inertnet isa borign placce fula notghin but pichars a nakid grils an yetis an wahtnot an folks who thikn teh moon dosn rely exist but thres some pretyt cool stuff uot the're if u just look! musuanm of teh ajustdsable spanar! wrenchas!

Clear Days on teh Financial Scene

2008-04-07T15:21:00.005-05:00

Growth in consumer burrowing slows (AP) Well, yeah. In spring, they return to the surface.

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2008-04-02T20:11:00.001-05:00

i thnk ima mortion uupduagte! evvva saysy 'martoin'. WORNGG!!

klilar facat!

2008-02-25T20:56:00.003-05:00

Marshal of the Royal Air Force Arthur "Bomber" Harris was the First Baronet of Chipping Wycombe, otherwise known as High Wycombe, birthplace of Harry "Bomber" Hutton, who grew to his present imposing stature under the kind Marshal's watchful eye. By chance those are the only two Britons whose names I can think of offhand. And Nick Cave.

looook ad docdumentntnary abuout maaine!

2008-02-13T19:10:00.003-05:00

to be faare not all wommen in mane are liek this. onyly some. via darawan!

why merl hagard is a verry graeate man

2008-02-08T12:00:00.000-05:00

bcuasue whan he sngns 'my mind aint nothin but a total blank/i think ill just sit here and drink' it rhyms.

WORTHLESS EXISTENCE JUSTIFIED

2008-01-27T17:28:00.000-05:00

wel teh only thigin i hate moare then gizmodo is tv. but it seams taht some kniuckalheads form gizmoda went aruound some hoorrable consumar electrornics show wiht a davice caled 'tv-b-gone' that turns tvs off. an tahts jsut waht they di8d. weldone gizzmoodo! mind u thuough il stil bomb theyre ofices if i geta chance. miserable hyparventliglating clowans... via deviantsynth.

Just thought you should know

2008-01-04T22:08:00.000-05:00

Unemployed to sterilize monkeys in India. Carry on.

New Frontiers in Idiocy

2007-12-30T21:49:00.001-05:00

lolfeed.

JOY ENDURED

2007-12-26T20:22:00.000-05:00

anhothar fuckign crismas outa teh way. but i stil g0t thirtyodd moare of em to sufer through bafiore im dead so its not liek im outta teh woods yet. think im' gona get a jiob listanign to nmick cave an goign aruound walking up to staragners on teh street an breakign their jaws. updaoupt! teh rotan bastaerds! my caryon was goign trough teh machinne an they got al concernd an whatnot an asked

Our Endorsement

2007-12-21T19:22:00.000-05:00

This blog has yet to endorse a candidate for the presidency of the United States. The reasons for this are several: We dread them all about equally, and we don't give a rat's ass anyhow. With an eye, however, on the housing market, we will gladly endorse any candidate who pledges to restore the right of turbary in this our great nation of ours, that we've got here. Turf is the birthright of

And for the exploiters, nothing but coal

2007-12-20T12:36:00.000-05:00

A merry workers' and peasants' Christmas to all, and to all a good production quota. Via

I laughed until it hurt

2007-12-19T22:11:00.000-05:00

But I guess I'm the only one here who will. He beat it into the ground, though; should've left out the last frame. uuupddopate! This one's funnier.

yeti vs penguian

2007-12-18T21:11:00.000-05:00

my yetti cant seam to bassh teh stupid pingoaun much frathar then 300 yards. clerly im not siuted to teh arctic lifesttyle. which makes me wondar wtf im doign in maine. but mabe youl do betar! Via

Google Reader

2007-12-18T12:35:00.000-05:00

The idiots at Google have decided to share my Google Reader RSS subscriptions with everybody in my GMail contacts who uses both GMail and Google Reader. Having read what little documentation they offer, it appears that the only way to opt out is to delete those people from my contacts (or from my "talk list", which how you do that is less than clear). But y'know how they got in my contacts to

The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra

2007-12-13T16:18:00.000-05:00

Via (a little too conveniently) AudioLemon.

The Lone and Level Sands Pt 2

2007-12-11T23:15:00.000-05:00

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Colossus of Tulsa: Libations to the left, hecatombs to the right. Thank you for your patronage. Please call again.

kiler ffcat!

2007-11-28T14:51:00.000-05:00

teh modarn chickckcn is dascendned from teh red jungle fowal of malayssia. theyl pay for this. uuuopdopt! endogenous retroviruses. hoally toledo! this is sicence fiction!

The Death of Decency in American Life

2007-11-28T14:17:00.001-05:00

ok so ive notiaced taht teh emial spam i get fals inta thre catgarories! 1. sex 2. drugs 3. kithchen remodaling. numbar one an numer two i can unarstand. but #3... how dapraved have we bacome?! wel in ffariness thats not all the spabm i get. but teh rest is in vietmanese.

Department of Astounding Revelations

2007-11-25T19:05:00.000-05:00

Noël Coward was a great admirer of the Royal Navy.

sciance newws!1

2007-11-21T00:26:00.000-05:00

Steam cell breakthrough defuses debate steeam cels?!@ i thoguht those wen't out in teh 19th centrary.

o u pore barsttards

2007-11-15T21:01:00.000-05:00

so i was telign sombodoy taht the londan alpyuopic logo for whaenvar was pronogarpohic an i hada googogle it to proave it. my nex mistake was to read waht i fouound the're. Its form is inclusive yet consistent and has incredible flexibility to encourage access and participation. It can communicate with anyone from commercial organisations to kids playing sport. yeh i agaree it

teh loan an leval sands...

2007-11-05T20:05:00.000-05:00

wlaked inta teh gap taday an this chick was all like 'can we hlpe u?' an i was like 'yeah i needa shako. size nine.' so she got all 'huh?' in my face an whatnot. the managar didn get it eithher. they wouldn let me talk tothe investars wihch struck me as abit supsiciuos. infact they gota real furtave look when i mentoined waran bufet. so i yeled at teh manananger 'who do u thnikk u are?' an he

helth care

2007-10-31T21:37:00.000-05:00

mom, yesterday wel my moms in teh hospatal an i caaled her up tonighght an we hada nice chat abuot anzio. than teh ol lady in teh nex bed chimes in. turns out shes gota bug up er ass abuot mark clark. wtf? poeople get funy iedas whan their old. good thign they made mom her leve her guns hoame.

teh evarexpandign fronteirs of human knowledge

2007-10-28T16:34:00.000-05:00

ok so tihs wekend i fiared up teh hispano-suiza an wen't out an gota sliderule! their handy cuause if sobmodody walks up 2 u an asks waht the natural logaritham of a hundrad an twleve is u can stick im in teh eye iwth it an excscape wile hes disoritnated.

WELLS PLUMBED

2007-10-27T11:54:00.000-05:00

i liek my hadliane betar. The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist. top of waht u may wel ask. but they dont say. uuopdate! wel for all i know mabye they do0 say! i didn read it. im a blogar ffs not a damn resaerch asistant.

The Future Is Now II

2007-10-24T15:26:00.000-05:00

In the future, everyone who is not Elton John will be Jonathan Winters. Morrissey Jonathan Winters It rules that people who were immensely cool and famous when I was sixteen, have gotten fat and old before me, and that Morrissey, that swine, will continue to be nine years older than I am until they cart his vast, hideous, gelatinous remains off in a piano box.

teh holaday spirit!!

2007-10-14T17:18:00.000-05:00

sniek up an slip id down teh back of is neck or levae it on his chaire — its up to u! saw tihs tody at teh wild oafs markat in portlland todday. thats waht i like about maine! peoople are thuoghtful.

Stupider than MENSA

2007-10-14T11:20:00.000-05:00

Yeah, I never thought that was possible either.

Killer Blog Post Title

2007-10-13T18:00:00.001-05:00

...and a Cypriot with a third ear. Beat that.

ACME Aerospace Inc.

2007-10-09T20:44:00.001-05:00

Exciting new developments in Very Large Rubber Band Technology loom on the horizon. By tomorrow it will be banned, or taxed.

lolsecretz

2007-10-02T19:28:00.001-05:00

haf u sean tihs yet? funy fuuny!1 uopdape! hmmmmm... hlemhloz strikes agian! but can u dance to it?

good times...

2007-09-29T20:08:00.001-05:00

my flim carear! i remebrar it all like it was yestridy...

BRAINS EATEN

2007-09-28T20:52:00.001-05:00

Six Die from Brain-Eating Amoeba in Lakes [It] enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die. u know by chantce i was just tlkaign to somboddy ont the bus abuou8t etign brains — just a plesant convasation — an he kep snortign an rolign is eyes aruond. maybe they got to im alredy. didnt ask abuout lakes though. it seeemed indeliccate. but than he howled an

In the music business, respect is earned.

2007-09-25T21:01:00.000-05:00

FIRE BAD. WARNING! From the picture above, you might get the notion that these [guitar] picks are about three inches by two. That is incorrect; the picture is not to scale. They are in fact eighteen inches on the long axis, and twelve across the shoulders. uUupasdapte! a hlepfal redar regoindars: And what is a reviw if not a claim, however obsurd, to posess (and transmute to a reader)

Your search - "umpire backs strike" - did not match any documents.

2007-09-24T07:22:00.000-05:00

duude man teh nex time the basball palyers want moare mony im gona be all ovar it.

saftey first!1!

2007-09-18T19:42:00.000-05:00

fun times at boign: Weldon denied to OSHA investigators that he had referred to a noose and said the "meat hook" reference had not been a threat. suounds like a resonable guy to me.

BUNNY BOILED

2007-09-17T14:52:00.000-05:00

ok so i got tihs frend. his grilfernd bork upw ith im an a momth latar she starts stalkin him. wich is kinda backwards but nevar mind. seems she was pised off cuause he didn want er back an she figred shed change his mind taht way. but it was abuout teh fifth time theyd broak up an u know aftar u stick ur hand in a blendar five or xix times u start thiknign 'gee somthings wrogn here. mabe i outa

exccitign news!

2007-09-09T20:13:00.000-05:00

i just bookmraked anosognosia on del.icio.us. its a conditian whe're poeople with thought disordars think their perfecly normal whan in fact there getin prety damn wacky. but its treateble! ...squirting ice cold water into the left ear... is known to temporarily ameliorate unawareness of impairment. good to know just in case! but ok so teh first two 'recamended tags' were 'funny' and '

holy howalin crapolla!!1!

2007-09-09T20:02:00.001-05:00

wierd dutch dude makes windpoward robotts! creeepity-crepitty claknkity-clank! via gale