October 21, 2014

The Only Knife That Leaks Oil

The British Army Knife. Available only in Canada.

August 20, 2012

The hell with this, I'm voting for Townshend next time

Jimmy Page Joe Biden

August 17, 2012

Citation Needed

Since 1950, more than 300 million eggs of Silly Putty (approximately 4,500 short tons / 4,100 tonnes) have been sold.

Man that's a lot. Kinda makes you wonder who's been eating it all.

April 10, 2012

Everybody Needs a .223

April 04, 2012


There is only one "h" in "Schenectady".

Carry on.


May 23, 2011


Well, it turns out the Rapture happened on Saturday, but it was a pretty low-key event. Only three people on Earth were in a state of grace and they haven't been missed yet. Next up, we've got a thousand years of plague, famine, and war. So we don't have to learn anything new at least.


May 08, 2011


As I walked through the city today, I passed a school, and heard the joyful voices of children singing lines I remembered from my own childhood:

There was a farmer, had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-O...

Well, now. A rational, thinking person must take no factual claim at face value. So I checked. Snopes.com does not confirm it.

My skepticism was vindicated. Let this be a lesson to you.

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