April 10, 2012

Everybody Needs a .223

January 02, 2010

klier ftac!

Coca-Cola ad by N. C. Wyeth

The plastic soda bottle was invented by Nathaniel Wyeth, son of the great illustrator N. C. Wyeth.

Actually, he was better than great. He was... Cugat.

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December 05, 2009

gorc eris

so my ggrilfriend jus tol me she got olive bread an i was like 'udde i onyly wantad some of bread!'. she didn laugugh. womemen are wieierd.

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August 20, 2009

Killer Fact: The Two Zombies

At my age I've got no excuse for setting foot anywhere near a hardcore band even if I wanted to, but the other night it happened anyhow. You sort of grin and bear it.

But I learned something! It turns out that the mind of every hardcore singer is composed of two distinct personalities: The Epileptic Zombie and the Constipated Zombie. At any given moment on stage, it's eerily apparent which one is in control.

Update!

Also, a bizarre and richly-deserved assault on the Rolling Stones, via Mick Hartley.

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January 02, 2009

Autres pays, autre merde

It seems that our colleague Harry has discovered one of those "divided-by-a-common-language" sort of things, where customs in England differ in subtle but profound ways from those in civilized nations: I infer that in England, when you order a pizza, all you get is food. But we do things differently in America.

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May 17, 2008

tihgns are difarant in birtan

via cohrnic comentar phillop we laearn taht teh 'boras johnsen' is somekinda unspacafid an parsumebaly rapulsiave briutish sexuual act.

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