February 07, 2005
pathageras wuldnt et beans!
he didnt like beans one damn bit. infact thers a terdition that he got kild cause he wuldnt run throgh a bean feild to escape his persuers.
whata bozo. i hoap that incident tot im a good lesson.
alert reder hobgobny says it was becas tehy thot beans loked like tentacles. and also that gas was sean as incompabible whit teh rapt contamplation of geomatry. 'teh music of hte sphears' indeed.
oops! turns out i red that wrogn. its 'testacles' not 'tenticles'.
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Beans were equated with testicles, and therefore represented one's father; to eat beans was to eat the head of one's father. Furthermore they made one fart, which disturbed concentration.Fact: you can't break wind and say "hypotenuse" at the same time.
i red abowt wun uv thim birtish printses dokking att creet wif teh amiralty an bein surved a meel wif a dulishus corse uv lettle wite beens.
theez beenz r dulishus, ubzerved prints whasisname. o thoze arnt biens, he wuz tolled, thowze ar roostre tetsicles--a grate dillicasea amung thowze cretins.
soe u cann sea howe taht parthenos guye mought hav gott hez complecks, beying greak an awl. hoo wood wunt too runn throo a feeld uv roster tenticles?
Jeff, cocking en eare at al teh jests
waszat teh same prance who was princin aroun in a afrika corpse unifrom? jezus he gets imself inta a lot a wierd kindsa trouble.
as for u rob... i duno what 2 say. first u mispel 'hapotaneuse' an then u ack liek u nevar herd of a riemann surface.
Jeff, ime ded tyred