May 14, 2005
one a my nabors useta be maried.
one night theid hada partked the car six bolkcks away bafore cause that was teh nerest they culd find. then teh next day she an her husban wlaked outa teh house an thare was a empty parking spot rihgt there! well so she stood in teh space whiale he wen't to get teh car. but teh funy thing was he had one of thoase momants that mareid ppl sometimes have an hejust kept drivign. so she wiated thhare for an hour an than anothar hour an then all night an finely the next day aruond lunchtime she strated to relize somethign had gone very wrong. so she got a chiar an put it out there an went inside for a bath an a nap.
he sent her a letar form new mexaco six monthas later askign for a davorce. shed kept the parkign space taht whoale time — out thare day an night — so ti was a bit of a blow but what culd she do? so shhe worote back an said 'yeah sure if thats what u feel u gota do but if u evar come back here an thikn ur getin taht parking space back ur outa ur mind.'
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eskamo - a ballock is a unet of mesurmant roughly equel to thtree fifts of a linear hectare expressed in octaves. but its esier to remembar as 18 stoane an 2.3 sidereal quarts. teh metric systam has so lital flaver dont u think?
i don't mind going metric, apart from penis size, which should remain imperial.
In breaking Star Wars Gek news - Darth Vader has a blog.
if ur at teh exact centar of teh erth ur gona be 'wateless' cause theres a equel amount of mass on all sides pulin on u. so teh frather form tehcenter of teh erath u are the more garavity u experience. this is why ppl on jupitar are so haevy. teh obviouos corerlary is that their not ur berother. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HEEE HEE!