July 01, 2009
bleh stuff wahtevar
so evary time my grilfrned an i go to a indidinan restrant she gets mango lhassi an i allways put my eear upto it an say "wait! i thnink... lhassi... is tryigng to tel us somthign!"
so howmany times am i gona haveta tell taht joake bafeore she starrts thinkknign its funy? or atleast befaore she stops tryingna pin my hnose to the table with er fork?
oh but an also! i thougth of teh prefect advertisign slogan for teh lamb industry!M
lamb — you can taste the innocence!
did i mentoin my giflrifirnds a vegeatrerian? an quicck with a fork too.
Labels: ad nauseam and beyond, cuisine
