i malconfigurd teh bolg an ur comants hav beeean vanissighing wihtout my kolwadge! hoally crap!

i hadda poast for tody bot than i relized it was boarrrrrign. so il spareya.

but jus sust so u know teh knot ive been usigin to tie coislsa roap truns out tu be a groundline hitch. wich starts out like a clove hitch except then its not rtarded.

Labels: ad nauseam and beyond, knots, meaningless trivia, Patrick O'Brian

so evary time my grilfrned an i go to a indidinan restrant she gets mango lhassi an i allways put my eear upto it an say "wait! i thnink... lhassi... is tryigng to tel us somthign!"

so howmany times am i gona haveta tell taht joake bafeore she starrts thinkknign its funy? or atleast befaore she stops tryingna pin my hnose to the table with er fork?

oh but an also! i thougth of teh prefect advertisign slogan for teh lamb industry!M

lamb — you can taste the innocence!

did i mentoin my giflrifirnds a vegeatrerian? an quicck with a fork too.

Labels: ad nauseam and beyond, cuisine