March 17, 2005
st. padrics day
wel swizle me lepracans! its taht time o' year agian.
hears teh thing. u run inta people in amareca who cal thamselvs 'irish' an its mosly crap. i mean theseare ppl wose ansesters fled teh famine in 1849. at this piont theare about as irish as bob mugabe. its a lota sentamentel crap. but hey its harmlas.
so tharefore: amarican irishmen are fruads. an irish irashmen are evan more irish then they are. tharefore teh latter are even moar fraudalent. i mean teh simple fact that they live in iareland is prety damning in itself. tlak about tryign too hard! so why teh hell dont they just cut it out an drop teh phony acent an talk americen like a nomral damn irishmen? eh?
whats 'bagorra' sapsoed to mean anyway? its not evan a wrod! who are they tryign to kid?
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piere wel if u got a forg name whddya expect eh?
phillap dosnt sound so polite to me. infact if somboddy siad 'bargora' to me id probly punch im. 'balymclafferty' on teh othar hand wuldn bothar me at all. guess i shuldnt go to iarlend then.
If you’re ever in Bologna, check out their Irish pub. It is full of Albanian pimps and North African drug dealers.
No use trying to make omlettes if you're going to cry over spilt milk, I guess!
Or maybe the casowaries.
Its not so much that they haven't *killed* anyone since 1926 but that they haven't been *caught*.
Sneaky little buggers.
THE ENTERPRISE: Ouch!
"Well" sez the boss "We need to do a test on building methods".
"Go ahead sorr" says our hero.
Question one: "What's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
"Sure that's simple. Joist wrote 'Ulysses' and Girder wrote 'Faust'"
But really, where is old Arlington?