my flim carear! i remebrar it all like it was yestridy...

Labels: personal history

Six Die from Brain-Eating Amoeba in Lakes

[It] enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die.

u know by chantce i was just tlkaign to somboddy ont the bus abuou8t etign brains — just a plesant convasation — an he kep snortign an rolign is eyes aruond. maybe they got to im alredy. didnt ask abuout lakes though. it seeemed indeliccate. but than he howled an tryd to stick is fingner in my eye which they dont mentoin that as a symptom so i gues he was probly ok.

Labels: brains, damnable onions, nutation, science

FIRE BAD.

WARNING! From the picture above, you might get the notion that these [guitar] picks are about three inches by two. That is incorrect; the picture is not to scale. They are in fact eighteen inches on the long axis, and twelve across the shoulders.

uUupasdapte!

a hlepfal redar regoindars:

And what is a reviw if not a claim, however obsurd, to posess (and transmute to a reader) some form of knowledge? Nothing, that's what. Third, the axiom of choice has been inadequately addressed...

Labels: Bataille, Cornhole NY, CPM-80, ITS, standpoint theory, Tesla coil

duude man teh nex time the basball palyers want moare mony im gona be all ovar it.

Labels: social justice

fun times at boign:

Weldon denied to OSHA investigators that he had referred to a noose and said the "meat hook" reference had not been a threat.

suounds like a resonable guy to me.

Labels: aerospace

ok so i got tihs frend. his grilfernd bork upw ith im an a momth latar she starts stalkin him. wich is kinda backwards but nevar mind. seems she was pised off cuause he didn want er back an she figred shed change his mind taht way. but it was abuout teh fifth time theyd broak up an u know aftar u stick ur hand in a blendar five or xix times u start thiknign 'gee somthings wrogn here. mabe i outa try a difernt blender'.

Labels: cuisine, science

i just bookmraked anosognosia on del.icio.us. its a conditian whe're poeople with thought disordars think their perfecly normal whan in fact there getin prety damn wacky. but its treateble!

...squirting ice cold water into the left ear... is known to temporarily ameliorate unawareness of impairment.

good to know just in case!

but ok so teh first two 'recamended tags' were 'funny' and 'politics'.

ba-dum cshshshsh!

uppdapt!

anosognosias teh conditian! del.icio.us is a website. thot id clare that up ok!

Labels: ambiguous antecedents, funny, politics, science

wierd dutch dude makes windpoward robotts!

creeepity-crepitty claknkity-clank!

via gale

Labels: science, strandbeest, Theo Jansen, video

From xkcd, home of the classic Powers of One:

Don't ask me why I think that's so funny.

Really. Don't.

Labels: xkcd