I ordered something from an online store called Uncommon Goods. Now the malignant cretins refuse to stop spamming me. When asked, they suggest that I order by phone next time, because that way the spam at least won't get worse. But somehow, I don't think I'll be ordering again. That's just a hunch I've got.

If you should happen to think of ordering from these assclowns, be warned.

Labels: Spam, Uncommon Goods

Via Futility Closet, Oedipus Rex, expressed in licence plates:

ONCEPON ATIME LONG AGO IN THEBES IMKING. OEDIPUS DAKING. LVMYMRS. LVMYKIDS. THEBENS THINK OEDDY ISCOOL. NOPROBS.

OKAY MAYBE THEREZZ 1LTL1. MOTHER WHERERU? WHEREAT MYDAD? NOCALLZ NEVER. HAVENOT ACLUE. INMYMND IWNDER WHOAMI? IMUST FINDEM.

JO MYWIFE GOES, "OED DON'T USEE? WERHAPPI NOW LETITB." IGO, "NOWAY. IAMBOSS. DONTU TELLME MYLIFE. INEED MYMOM. II WILLL FINDHER. FIND BOTHOF THEM."

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The ending is really weird. Sick people, those Greeks. READ IT, DAMN YOU! READ IT!

P.S.

The cockroaches have eaten my shirt.

Labels: literature, The Grandeur that Was Greece

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Zero Google results: "Feast of the Invalid Assumption".

upduate!

damit som rotan pnunk siad 'fisgign for complements wiht dymanmite' alrdy/

im nto sure exacly wqhat this meeans but i thnk it mghuight explan alot abuot some ove my freidns:

...the total range of [human] mutational variation today exceeds the average human-Neandertal difference for any given gene.

Labels: anthropology, science

"Chinese finger traps are not intended for use as restraint devices."

pls makea not ofit. thx.

Labels: Killer Fact