July 01, 2009
bleh stuff wahtevar
so evary time my grilfrned an i go to a indidinan restrant she gets mango lhassi an i allways put my eear upto it an say "wait! i thnink... lhassi... is tryigng to tel us somthign!"
so howmany times am i gona haveta tell taht joake bafeore she starrts thinkknign its funy? or atleast befaore she stops tryingna pin my hnose to the table with er fork?
oh but an also! i thougth of teh prefect advertisign slogan for teh lamb industry!M
lamb — you can taste the innocence!
did i mentoin my giflrifirnds a vegeatrerian? an quicck with a fork too.
Labels: ad nauseam and beyond, cuisine
May 22, 2009
Verging on rank popery, or worse
Such goings on, among the Hutterites:
Your presentation of babies to the church may look like an innocent ritual to you, but seems to us as being only half a step away from infant baptism.
...
... How did you dare to willfully violate the ordinances and humble practices of the scripture and the church by introducing musical instruments on any occasion?
Well, they excommunicated the rotten swine, so all's well.
May 21, 2009
infoof
Here's a fun and accessible language design post from Eric Lippert, who's on the C# team at Microsoft:
OK smart guy, what about this strangely familiar case?
class C<T>
{
public void Bar(int x, T y) {}
public void Bar(T x, int y) {}
public void Bar(int x, int y) {}
}
class D : C
{ ...
Heh heh heh.
Labels: Day Job
May 14, 2009
literary
...not figurativery!
tahts not ofensiaev isit?
April 18, 2009
Welcome to Institute of Liver Diseases of General Hospital of Beijing Military Region,!.
im sgartign a new featsteur! teh satraday amatony leson! tihs ones so gooood ther wont be anymoare. sory.
Generally, adult liver sector location under normal circumstances, as in the hit Legong liver, while the pathological hepatomegaly. Children under the geopolitical location of the liver less exposed to the general are again under normal circumstances.
ok!
updupudpuate!
comanantrar gomagoggog clarifiues!
In this garden he said there was a liver.A liver,we said? Then he said maybe it wasn't a liver but a rake.
Labels: Killer Fact, the imponderable mysteries of the human liver, Topology
April 09, 2009
WABT HABRGRUBARR!!
April 08, 2009
At Full Pressure
"At full pressure, a 12 lb bowling ball leaves the barrel at 200 mph, and travels about a half-mile..."
200 mph! my garlfernd dgaveme a modal trebuchhet kit for a presant but maabye i shouldl be thkging moare bigger.
