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Labels: the imponderable mysteries of the human heart, too much information

"if i wereked teh car u we're parylazyed? dude id totaly do teh rirght thign by yuo an finisish u off."

not althagethar suu're waht i saiad worng but my avise is dont cal er 'dude'.

Labels: relationship advice

Saw a fine play entitled Jimmy Higgins last night at the St. Lawrence here in Portland, ME. It's a one-man show about a fictitious socialist labor activist, acted and written by local theater luminary Harlan Baker. I'd figured it'd just be a lot of left-wing crap, and it was, but the script is solid, funny, and character-driven, and the guy can act. It's good stuff, immensely entertaining.

It was only at the St. L. for the one night, but it'll be at the Meg Perry Center on May 30, Dana Warp Mill in Westbrook Friday June 13, and The Theater Project in Brunswick "the first weekend in June", whatever that means. If you're in the Portland area, see it.

Labels: Portland ME, theater

so i was axplainign dtaht evary time i make apsaragrus sombododye nds up in teh hospatal. thers alwaysys vioalance.

apspargarus — teh demon weead taht driaves men mad!!1!1

uuupdpte

Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Labels: cannibalism, cuisine, Thomas Hobbes

alota poepole thsink teh inertnet isa borign placce fula notghin but pichars a nakid grils an yetis an wahtnot an folks who thikn teh moon dosn rely exist but thres some pretyt cool stuff uot the're if u just look!

musuanm of teh ajustdsable spanar!

wrenchas!

Labels: Wrench News (Adjustable)

Growth in consumer burrowing slows (AP)

Well, yeah. In spring, they return to the surface.

Labels: Finance, The Wonders of Nature

i thnk ima mortion

uupduagte!

Labels: space