March 21, 2011
The Greatest Nation on Earth
Headline of the month! All that's missing is guns:
Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot
Driver Arrested for DUI at Spearmint Rhino
Do you see headlines like that in Germany? No. In Germany, you see headlines about consensual cannibalism. Which in my opinion is a bit weird.
No word at press time whether the truck had a schnorkel.
Labels: anthropology, Autre pays autre merde, drunks, gender dimorphism, methods considered unsound, peaceful prairieland, The Wonders of Nature, Thomas Hobbes, threat update
