Headline of the month! All that's missing is guns:

Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot

Driver Arrested for DUI at Spearmint Rhino

Do you see headlines like that in Germany? No. In Germany, you see headlines about consensual cannibalism. Which in my opinion is a bit weird.

No word at press time whether the truck had a schnorkel.

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If not, like, ever.

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...if they just askd nicly. also abuout moonign em.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

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[HMAS] Melbourne... was the only British Commonwealth naval vessel to sink two friendly warships in peacetime.

emphasas mine.

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so i was axplainign dtaht evary time i make apsaragrus sombododye nds up in teh hospatal. thers alwaysys vioalance.

apspargarus — teh demon weead taht driaves men mad!!1!1

uuupdpte

Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

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