...if they just askd nicly. also abuout moonign em.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

Labels: Autre pays autre merde, the imponderable mysteries of the human heart, Thomas Hobbes

so my ggrilfriend jus tol me she got olive bread an i was like 'udde i onyly wantad some of bread!'. she didn laugugh. womemen are wieierd.

Labels: cuisine, the imponderable mysteries of the human heart, too much information

"At full pressure, a 12 lb bowling ball leaves the barrel at 200 mph, and travels about a half-mile..."

200 mph! my garlfernd dgaveme a modal trebuchhet kit for a presant but maabye i shouldl be thkging moare bigger.

Labels: the imponderable mysteries of the human heart

It seems that our colleague Harry has discovered one of those "divided-by-a-common-language" sort of things, where customs in England differ in subtle but profound ways from those in civilized nations: I infer that in England, when you order a pizza, all you get is food. But we do things differently in America.

Labels: cuisine, cultural anthropology, the imponderable mysteries of the human heart, too much information

[HMAS] Melbourne... was the only British Commonwealth naval vessel to sink two friendly warships in peacetime.

emphasas mine.

Labels: cultural anthropology, relationship advice, the imponderable mysteries of the human heart, Thomas Hobbes

via cohrnic comentar phillop we laearn taht teh 'boras johnsen' is somekinda unspacafid an parsumebaly rapulsiave briutish sexuual act.

Labels: the imponderable mysteries of the human heart, too much information

haf u sean tihs yet? funy fuuny!1

uopdape!

hmmmmm... hlemhloz strikes agian! but can u dance to it?

Labels: the imponderable mysteries of the human heart