March 21, 2011

The Greatest Nation on Earth

Headline of the month! All that's missing is guns:

Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot

Driver Arrested for DUI at Spearmint Rhino

Do you see headlines like that in Germany? No. In Germany, you see headlines about consensual cannibalism. Which in my opinion is a bit weird.

No word at press time whether the truck had a schnorkel.

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June 16, 2010

i woulda explained it...

...if they just askd nicly. also abuout moonign em.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

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