Headline of the month! All that's missing is guns:

Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot

Driver Arrested for DUI at Spearmint Rhino

Do you see headlines like that in Germany? No. In Germany, you see headlines about consensual cannibalism. Which in my opinion is a bit weird.

No word at press time whether the truck had a schnorkel.

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its hirign time agian lads! ok!

whan ravewigin resumes u like me probly have offan seen em sayin they balogn to a ordar of chifilry an wondard if it was a reel one ornot. cause there not al as obvosly credable as forexamplle the Soverign Militery Ordar of opf Nebraska State. so u neeed a handy refrance to sort out teh weehat form teh chaf!

lucky for us thers hlep at hand! teh intarnahstional comsision for aordars of chivvlery is online! so nex time soem clowan witfh five er six names trundles up with some cockamamie storiy abuot malta u can clap a stopar on is antics toot soot.

go cornhuskars! yeah!

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