July 29, 2010
I beg to differ
so I told my girlfirend i took this test that said im 4% hippie. i musta got teh four points for likin my meat raw. but anyhoow i caled her a hipie just to piss her off an she sais 'yeah wel im moare of a hippy then you because im intersted in off-the-grid selfsufficient living an your not'.
whcih she damn well knows my interests and what exactly about beign a postapocalyptic warlord isnt offgrid and selfsufficient? so i was all 'dude man admit im a hipy or ill eat ur liver'. you have to know how to relate to women.
heck ive even got a celestial soul portrait!
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Every hiipy in met in Boston was always super pissed off. But that was in the '90s. We don't really hold with 'em here. The only one I knew (shaking hands upside-down: "Paul? Bo."), I just heard has been packed off to rehab.
porj - i like backwoods home better then mother erth news. they leaven the vermicomposting articles with stuff about guns.
hipys are annoying. got no use for em. if theyre not demanding that everybody focus on how selflessly pissed off they are then theyre demanding tghat everybody focus on how slelflessly funloving they are. miserble clownass attention whores.
that magazine does look more practical. We are 4% post-apocalyptic! (I made 4.25 pints of blackberry jam so far this year. But I bought the berries for 4 pints of it, and all of the sugar.)