July 29, 2010

I beg to differ

so I told my girlfirend i took this test that said im 4% hippie. i musta got teh four points for likin my meat raw. but anyhoow i caled her a hipie just to piss her off an she sais 'yeah wel im moare of a hippy then you because im intersted in off-the-grid selfsufficient living an your not'.

whcih she damn well knows my interests and what exactly about beign a postapocalyptic warlord isnt offgrid and selfsufficient? so i was all 'dude man admit im a hipy or ill eat ur liver'. you have to know how to relate to women.

update!

heck ive even got a celestial soul portrait!

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# posted by HA HA HA at 7/29/2010 10:01:00 PM   9 comant’s

January 14, 2010

Schiele Take a Bow

Fake Twitter feed for Nick Cave:

  1. I'm sorry that your coffee's bitter, I'm sorry I've forgotten how to Twitter; it's just that I think my heart and soul are kind of famished.10:44 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web
  2. Refreshing Susie's Facebook profile and sighing. "It's Complicated" -- what can that mean?9:54 AM Oct 19th, 2009 from web
  3. Hired a bartender at Murder Salads. Sipping his first creation, a Tamarind Limoncello Jefferson, and grimacing inwardly.10:43 AM Oct 15th, 2009 from web
  4. Figured out why L Cohen blocked me when I tried to bond with him over his Lovecraftian gchat status. Turns out "Sukkot" isn't what I thought11:32 AM Oct 13th, 2009 from web
  5. Hidden in the attic, eating crisps and complaining to Tracy Pew via Ouija board.10:20 AM Oct 7th, 2009 from web
  6. Trying to leave Blixa a voicemail for the past 37 minutes. Still listening to his greeting.9:33 AM Oct 2nd, 2009 from web
  7. Rifling through the botanical edition of the Poet's Rhyming Dictionary. I knew I shouldn't have ended that last line with "amanuensis."10:16 AM Apr 17th, 2009 from web

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# posted by HA HA HA at 1/14/2010 11:54:00 PM   4 comant’s

June 04, 2007

lolls

teh coup

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