January 14, 2010

Schiele Take a Bow

Fake Twitter feed for Nick Cave:

  1. I'm sorry that your coffee's bitter, I'm sorry I've forgotten how to Twitter; it's just that I think my heart and soul are kind of famished.10:44 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web
  2. Refreshing Susie's Facebook profile and sighing. "It's Complicated" -- what can that mean?9:54 AM Oct 19th, 2009 from web
  3. Hired a bartender at Murder Salads. Sipping his first creation, a Tamarind Limoncello Jefferson, and grimacing inwardly.10:43 AM Oct 15th, 2009 from web
  4. Figured out why L Cohen blocked me when I tried to bond with him over his Lovecraftian gchat status. Turns out "Sukkot" isn't what I thought11:32 AM Oct 13th, 2009 from web
  5. Hidden in the attic, eating crisps and complaining to Tracy Pew via Ouija board.10:20 AM Oct 7th, 2009 from web
  6. Trying to leave Blixa a voicemail for the past 37 minutes. Still listening to his greeting.9:33 AM Oct 2nd, 2009 from web
  7. Rifling through the botanical edition of the Poet's Rhyming Dictionary. I knew I shouldn't have ended that last line with "amanuensis."10:16 AM Apr 17th, 2009 from web

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# posted by HA HA HA at 1/14/2010 11:54:00 PM   4 comant’s

November 10, 2009

"No use in you runnin', or screamin' an' cryin'..."

Indeed not.

Welcome to 1978. Those of you who are too young to remember those days may not realize how ordinary and unremarkable these events were, in that long-vanished age. People like this, they were your neighbors or the cop on the beat. We had come so far, but then, somehow, we lost our way.

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# posted by HA HA HA at 11/10/2009 06:04:00 PM   2 comant’s

December 13, 2007

The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra

Via (a little too conveniently) AudioLemon.

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# posted by HA HA HA at 12/13/2007 04:18:00 PM   1 comant’s

April 11, 2007

dont tlak abuout bookks!

ok so anyhoow i was in teh gorcary strore an the chekckout gril was kinda cuate so i was tihnkign 'howm i gona talk to er?' so i was wrackcing my bararain an i notaced her namtag siad 'justine' so i was like ok cool an i said 'so dude ur like inta teh marquis de sade an sutff/?"

wel she didn know wat i was on abuout so i had a expaplian an it al wen't downhil form the're somehow an she caled teh managar ovar. wont try thaat agian. i gues larence durels out to?

mabe ill try justine frischshmen on er nex time im in theyre. evarybodddy lieks cars right? haveta waiat awahile though. the mananenger got al weierd whan i hit im.

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# posted by HA HA HA at 4/11/2007 06:26:00 PM   14 comant’s

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