September 22, 2009
Killer Fact!
Jaguars have been known to eat avocados.
I once met a house cat in Berkeley, CA who had a habit of breaking into a neighbor's hous to eat their avocados. He also showed a keen interest in babies' fontanelles.
A word to the wise, my friends. Forewarned is forearmed.
Labels: brains, cannibalism, Killer Fact, science, Teletubbies, The Wonders of Nature
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Fontanelles are scary, dude. Once when she was sick around age 0, S's kind of sank inward and was pulsing like an alien.
Also! I found a group of funny guys who seem to have set up a blog similar to yours! Here's a writing sample:
The interest rate on loans under the Secured Facility that are denominated in U.S. dollars is, at the option of Precision, either a margin over an adjusted United States base rate (the “ABR rate”) or a margin over a Eurodollar rate. The interest rate on loans denominated in Canadian dollars is, at the option of Precision, a margin over the Canadian prime rate or a margin over the bankers’ acceptance rate. Certain of the margins on the Revolving Credit Facility are subject to reduction based upon a leverage test and these margins range from 3% to 4% for Eurodollar and bankers acceptance loans and 2% to 3% for ABR and Canadian prime rate loans based on leverage ratios ranging from greater than 1.5:1 to 1:1. Under the terms of the Secured Facility Precision is required to enter into interest rate contracts if necessary, on or before June 23, 2009, to ensure that at least 50% of the aggregate amounts borrowed under the Secured and Unsecured Facilities are subject to fixed interest rates.
The interest rate on loans under the Secured Facility that are denominated in U.S. dollars is, at the option of Precision, either a margin over an adjusted United States base rate (the “ABR rate”) or a margin over a Eurodollar rate. The interest rate on loans denominated in Canadian dollars is, at the option of Precision, a margin over the Canadian prime rate or a margin over the bankers’ acceptance rate. Certain of the margins on the Revolving Credit Facility are subject to reduction based upon a leverage test and these margins range from 3% to 4% for Eurodollar and bankers acceptance loans and 2% to 3% for ABR and Canadian prime rate loans based on leverage ratios ranging from greater than 1.5:1 to 1:1. Under the terms of the Secured Facility Precision is required to enter into interest rate contracts if necessary, on or before June 23, 2009, to ensure that at least 50% of the aggregate amounts borrowed under the Secured and Unsecured Facilities are subject to fixed interest rates.
"Canadian dollars"? Whose leg are they trying to pull here?!
I suggest you send S. to pull their brains out through the top of their heads.
I suggest you send S. to pull their brains out through the top of their heads.
I ordered an avocado chicken salad for lunch today. A person I was with ordered the same thing. Well, the bastards forgot the avocado. When they finally brought it out, the other person's was on a nice plate with a leaf of lettuce and avocado slices laid out. Mine came in a little metal bucket mashed up with a spoon. What the hell?
I bet a jaguar wouldn't have put up with that.
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I bet a jaguar wouldn't have put up with that.
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