May 23, 2011
Well, it turns out the Rapture happened on Saturday, but it was a pretty low-key event. Only three people on Earth were in a state of grace and they haven't been missed yet. Next up, we've got a thousand years of plague, famine, and war. So we don't have to learn anything new at least.
May 08, 2011
As I walked through the city today, I passed a school, and heard the joyful voices of children singing lines I remembered from my own childhood:
There was a farmer, had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-O...
Well, now. A rational, thinking person must take no factual claim at face value. So I checked. Snopes.com does not confirm it.
My skepticism was vindicated. Let this be a lesson to you.