April 27, 2005

my grand plan

i wana be a kign. cuase if i we're a king i culd clap my ands togethar an in teh voice of a lion i wuld say,

BRING ME MY CRIPPLES, FOR MY HEART IS HEAVY AND I WISH TO BE MADE GLAD.

but beign a astronot wuld be cool to so i havant made my mnid up rely.

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Beign na astonuat wuold be esaier - les chanec of beign overthron in a violetn cou!
 
King or astronaut? Man, that's hard. Nearly as bad as Robot or Monkey? Can you not be one one day one the other? Jobshare, kind of. Robot monkey astronaut king? Presiding over the ruins of canaveral in a Fisher Price space helmet and defecating in the Gemini capsule as you hoot at the bright streaks of decaying satellites. I fuckin love monkeys. Wouldn't let one tell NASA what to do though...
 
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