January 11, 2005

killer fcat!

no human bein has been killd by a cassowary since 1926, but that dosnt mean teh casowarys arnt stil tryin! they atacked 150 ppl from 1989 to 1999. an we can only asume there tactics wil grow moar sophisticated as they continue to study oar behavior. so dont turn ur back on em!

update!

greeints to viositers form chaste ma laddies! i been harrylanched! wa hoo!

Comments:

If someone beat someone else to death with a dead cassowary, would that count?
 
If I were a Cassowary,
On the plains of Timbuktu,
I would eat the missionary,
Cassock, bands, and hymn-book too.
 
hogbuggy nope! itd have to be a liev one. u culd mabe sedate it so itd hlod stil while u we're swingin it. or stun it wiht a big ruber malet.
 
jef ur rite its not a beanie. its a skulcap!

an sence weve been graced wiht a wealht of amphigory heres anohter:

a dimpled coqeuttish yougn moa
was rolin aroun on teh floa
wiht a royal marine
who swaned an he preened
an she said 'oh deah what a boah!'
 
jaf i ahte 2 say it btu ur lcrezia teh eldar joke went ovar my hed.
 
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