November 06, 2005

my apalcatoin

dare cia,

teh reson im am want to be a spy is i am smothve wiht teh laydees an i look rel good in a tuxeada. i have also and sneik up erl good on poeople an whack em.

i wuld be a aset to ur team cuase i am incospicuous. il wrok logn hours an i can distiguesh a rifal form a doarnob whan i hear it. an i alredy have a disgiuse with a fake mustacehe!!

thank u rfor ur cosidaretion i hope to hear form u. my resame is atcached. which it detals my porfesoinel experoance. like for exaple i keep a prety good eye on teh ol lady nex doare. she tjotly creps me out.

sincerly

arelgnten copeley hyns

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What's fake about your mustache?
You're not gonna double-bluff us with this post, you know!
 
who tol u i hada reael mustash?
 
anyhow evan whan u do have4 a rel msuttacshe its good if u gota fake one to just in case.
 
This is the best idea ever! I, too, have been wanting to become a spy, and I, too, have been practicing on my neighbors. I have these really weird Chinse neighbors upstairs who are always yelling and are up all night. I figure if I keep listening one day I may be able to understand what they're saying.

I guess I need a moustache, though.
 
You need a chinese moustache Vague, like Fu Manchu. Otherwise they will totally suss you out.
 
Before we comment further, please can we agree on the spelling of moustache?
 
Vague, it's a recording, on a constant loop, to cover up what they are really doing.

No need to get so defensive, HaHaHa, and as for who told me, well I intercepted a message tapped out in morse code on her cell bars by Judith Miller that Scooter Libby told Tim Russert that Dick Cheney's lawyer believed you have John Bolton's original mustache.
 
Where do you stand on the shaken/stirred Martini issue?
 
Your reticence about your exact state of health will tell against you in the end. If you have an ache in your moust, this could indicate something quite serious, especially if it affects your spelling.
 
"dare cia,

teh reson im am want to be a spy is i am smothve wiht teh laydees an i look rel good in a tuxeada. i have also and sneik up erl good on poeople an whack em."


This is still making me laugh two days later. It deserves a place in "gretets hist".

I hope you get the job and I hope you get outed, so we can see the New York Times reporting on Bogolgate.
 
Audrey, the man knows too much, if they don't recruit him, then he'll have to be eliminated.
 
Aaaagh! Read the link on instapundit - Alan Alda has risen! Drive a stake through his heart, Mr Hynes, and Langley awaits.
 
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