November 06, 2005
teh reson im am want to be a spy is i am smothve wiht teh laydees an i look rel good in a tuxeada. i have also and sneik up erl good on poeople an whack em.
i wuld be a aset to ur team cuase i am incospicuous. il wrok logn hours an i can distiguesh a rifal form a doarnob whan i hear it. an i alredy have a disgiuse with a fake mustacehe!!
thank u rfor ur cosidaretion i hope to hear form u. my resame is atcached. which it detals my porfesoinel experoance. like for exaple i keep a prety good eye on teh ol lady nex doare. she tjotly creps me out.
arelgnten copeley hyns
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I guess I need a moustache, though.
No need to get so defensive, HaHaHa, and as for who told me, well I intercepted a message tapped out in morse code on her cell bars by Judith Miller that Scooter Libby told Tim Russert that Dick Cheney's lawyer believed you have John Bolton's original mustache.
teh reson im am want to be a spy is i am smothve wiht teh laydees an i look rel good in a tuxeada. i have also and sneik up erl good on poeople an whack em."
This is still making me laugh two days later. It deserves a place in "gretets hist".
I hope you get the job and I hope you get outed, so we can see the New York Times reporting on Bogolgate.