November 06, 2005

my apalcatoin

dare cia,

teh reson im am want to be a spy is i am smothve wiht teh laydees an i look rel good in a tuxeada. i have also and sneik up erl good on poeople an whack em.

i wuld be a aset to ur team cuase i am incospicuous. il wrok logn hours an i can distiguesh a rifal form a doarnob whan i hear it. an i alredy have a disgiuse with a fake mustacehe!!

thank u rfor ur cosidaretion i hope to hear form u. my resame is atcached. which it detals my porfesoinel experoance. like for exaple i keep a prety good eye on teh ol lady nex doare. she tjotly creps me out.

sincerly

arelgnten copeley hyns

# posted by HA HA HA at 11/06/2005 03:12:00 PM

Comments:

who tol u i hada reael mustash?
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 11/06/2005 07:38:00 PM
 
anyhow evan whan u do have4 a rel msuttacshe its good if u gota fake one to just in case.
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 11/06/2005 07:38:00 PM
 
This is the best idea ever! I, too, have been wanting to become a spy, and I, too, have been practicing on my neighbors. I have these really weird Chinse neighbors upstairs who are always yelling and are up all night. I figure if I keep listening one day I may be able to understand what they're saying.

I guess I need a moustache, though.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11/06/2005 10:11:00 PM
 
You need a chinese moustache Vague, like Fu Manchu. Otherwise they will totally suss you out.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11/07/2005 07:48:00 AM
 
Before we comment further, please can we agree on the spelling of moustache?
# posted by Blogger Bystander : 11/07/2005 12:45:00 PM
 
Where do you stand on the shaken/stirred Martini issue?
# posted by Blogger hungbunny : 11/07/2005 01:52:00 PM
 
Your reticence about your exact state of health will tell against you in the end. If you have an ache in your moust, this could indicate something quite serious, especially if it affects your spelling.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11/07/2005 02:01:00 PM
 
"dare cia,

teh reson im am want to be a spy is i am smothve wiht teh laydees an i look rel good in a tuxeada. i have also and sneik up erl good on poeople an whack em."

This is still making me laugh two days later. It deserves a place in "gretets hist".

I hope you get the job and I hope you get outed, so we can see the New York Times reporting on Bogolgate.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11/08/2005 11:40:00 AM
 
Aaaagh! Read the link on instapundit - Alan Alda has risen! Drive a stake through his heart, Mr Hynes, and Langley awaits.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11/08/2005 02:23:00 PM
 
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