October 24, 2005
teh ploral of 'crab' is 'crab'.
how ya like them aples eh?
truns out my redars are wroldly types wiht wide experance of what u miht delacately call teh butarflies of love. er what hte good dr siantast calls 'migretory freckels'. which are of cuorse ploralized with a 's'. so im takin some flak he're but it dont faze me.
anothar godanm updat!
dr s is on teh trail of a californadian clowan plot!
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Incidentally, pubic lice with their specially developed clinging forelimbs appeared as a late evolutionary ofshoot of the all-body louse seen in other primates. Phthirus pubis seems to have adapted to an STD niche only in humans. Probably as a result of our peculiar body hairlessness, with startling re-appearing patches of secondary sexual hirsuteness.
However, as you'll know the STD chlamydia is common to both humans and koalas. Think on that.
berwaski - dude man. solths are badasssss. dig it.
And another thing, my grandfather invented the telephone and STD stands for Subscriber Trunk Dialling. Let’s keep it tight people.
And Ha3- was that your aunt or your ant that had the clinging forelimbs? Oh, never mind...
Around these parts it's common to see sexual health workers hanging around in bars waiting to spike people's drinks with STDs in order to keep themselves in a job.
They're not stoned but slothful, an expression of the slow metabolism of many marsupials.
Also, once I quit seeing a guy because he insisted on saying "shrimps" for more than one shrimp. A girl has got to have standards, you know.
by the lake, drinking. The Americans have truly fucked the English language.
Give the guy a break, it takes a lot of effort to translate it from the original C++.
jtp - i like taht exuse!