October 14, 2005
liek a fignar but not a fingner
lookit ur thubms. look a lot like fignars dont they? but their stuby. an in teh wrong place. an there misign a joint. they dont look quite liek they balong to a human. oh sure their oposable but who knows waht there gona up an do some dark night whan ur asleep? there creepy an unreal but they're they are. cant ignoare em! cant get rid of em!
best not ta thikn about the damn thignns at al if u can hlep it.
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You know what's really creepy about thumbs? People who have those thumbs that kind of bend back a little, creating that devil's crease of disgust on the back of the joint, almost at a right angle. You know those people? And they're always flaunting it, bending their thumbs back with abandon. It's disgusting.
The thumbs are still hangin' on in there, though.
Also, I've heard that cl**ns have an extra funny bone in each of their thumbs, an hence an extra joint too.
Teh treribible theng is,
muy muther onse ponted owt a purson hoo shee sed wuz Al Thumms.
i hadd nitemairs four weiks!
v - eeeughghgh! stopit!
adrsste - dont al cats have tuhmbs? i thot polydactylic cats jsut had xis digets instead afive.
lynydk - u cna use btoh hnads. aso if u got a prahensil tail. or whatevar.
hb - dude teh ganetic eginers are workin on chikcan legs that dont just ramind u of thubs. teh resebmlence is gona be uncany. its so cool.
adrey - omg. thats kidna krepin me out. more then a litle actuly. nothin good comes outa that lake does it? an they got teh other one with the dinasor to.
jtp - aint sayin. AN DONT TLKAK ABOT TEH C****NS!!1!
rob - i know. oh god i know. thakn hevan for socks or idve gone mad logn sinse.
jef - we had onea them in my vilage. we hada burn im at teh stake.
18 October 1895: I think my toes are (Here the manuscript breaks off)
I think the point is made.