October 06, 2005
so i was waitni for teh subway an i saw some boanehead wiht gooffey eyeglasas waitin thare wearign a tshirt sayin 'mind teh gap'. lokin all smug an clevar an whatnot.
so i sat they're glarin at im for a whiale an growalin. i mean grawlin just a bit so not to be rude. ok yeah poeopal herd me but it wasn like bellowin groawlin. wasn like u cudln ignaore it if u tried. an i bared my teth a bit but we all got teth right?
but than teh train came an i had a insperation! i wen't up bahind im an as teh train came up i wacked im real hard batwen hte sholderblads! as he fell onta the tracks inforntof it i yeled 'MIND TEH GAP A-HOLE!' figure i tought him a thign or two.
an than i ran fer it.
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But you live in Boston and I hear the wackos in power don't like the other wackos to have guns.
Nice post, HA3. I did a similar thing when I saw some goth reading the Satanic Bible on the train once, while looking around, all smug, looking for a reaction. Well, less lethal but...I walked up behind them, hissed some gibberish and said, "Thou knowest not what true evil is..." Then in a more normal voice, "You moron."
I would like to see your "training" program for idiots implemented universally.
jtp - no its delaware watar gap in pensylvanea. er mabe new jersay. didn say which side a teh rivar it was taken form.
dr m - it is teh lake of manteeth. we bot it an had it shiped ovar. figuard it wasn doin much good in scotlend anyhow.
andrates - damn. probly dont wrok in ie or smethign. crapitty crap. waht brosar an os are u usign?
dr e - amen! its a lesan they nevar froget!