October 05, 2005
Pepal spned a lota time wrroying abate teh homlass, but tehy dont spendany tima toll thinking abaot inscets.
A sulg is nothnig moore thanna homles snail, and yet teh carars adn worrayeeeeers oftha worrld havant got teh timaday forrem. Veen the franhc donnt eattam, because teh frannch wil putt almost anyhtnig in theer mouths but tehy are fra fusseyer wehn it comsta hands.
Wehn I wassa ltille gril, I used to cray and cray abuot teh injutsci of ittal. Wyh shoulda spiral piesa chalk on top make suhc a deferans? So, a sulg issa nodma? Tahts greate though, isent it? Peeple lvoe nmaods and ayr often going to watcham moving tehyr tnets and yruts. But if noomasd were faster, mcuh faster, then a lota people wold wtachem more. If a nomad was as fsatassa cheetah, then thre wold bea lot of pelple wthacing htem putuppa tent, and move, across the Stppee and the tnuddrtas. So I put teh sulgs on my sheos and I walked tmeh around.
I tyr not to sweate too muhc as wlee because swaet has slat innit and stla is a killa.
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Fuck it, I think I’ll take this one on. When do you go up for review?
**the fact I had to READ it, not that it was splendid.
Having said that, I didn't have the slightest inkling that it was you, even when you spoke of having been a little girl - I just thought he was on acid or something. I'll check the commas next time.
It's true; I had to consciously decode the words for the first time in months. (Actually I have to do that with Jeff's comments too, which is why I never read Jeff's comments. Sorry Jeff.)
I see capital letters.
I see commas.
I see Noreen, who is actually funny, instead of the usual lazy schtick-miner.
THIS. IS NOT. THE SAME LOW QUALITY. I HAVE COME. TO RELY ON.
I can make myself no clearer than that. Good day, sir.