October 24, 2008
The Department of the Interior has determined that you are not endangered.
Furthermore, if Homo sapiens, or a population thereof, were listed as endangered ... Alaskan natives would be entitled to kill them, sell the edible portions within their villages, and to convert them into "authentic native articles of handicrafts and clothing." 16 U.S.C. [section] 1539 (e).
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