Fake Twitter feed for Nick Cave:
- I'm sorry that your coffee's bitter, I'm sorry I've forgotten how to Twitter; it's just that I think my heart and soul are kind of famished.10:44 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web
- Refreshing Susie's Facebook profile and sighing. "It's Complicated" -- what can that mean?9:54 AM Oct 19th, 2009 from web
- Hired a bartender at Murder Salads. Sipping his first creation, a Tamarind Limoncello Jefferson, and grimacing inwardly.10:43 AM Oct 15th, 2009 from web
- Figured out why L Cohen blocked me when I tried to bond with him over his Lovecraftian gchat status. Turns out "Sukkot" isn't what I thought11:32 AM Oct 13th, 2009 from web
- Hidden in the attic, eating crisps and complaining to Tracy Pew via Ouija board.10:20 AM Oct 7th, 2009 from web
- Trying to leave Blixa a voicemail for the past 37 minutes. Still listening to his greeting.9:33 AM Oct 2nd, 2009 from web
- Rifling through the botanical edition of the Poet's Rhyming Dictionary. I knew I shouldn't have ended that last line with "amanuensis."10:16 AM Apr 17th, 2009 from web
Labels: if music be the food of love, Nick Cave, retarded internet memes, the imponderable mysteries of the human liver
: 2/02/2010 12:48:00 PM 
