January 14, 2005

trow teh tuna billy. go ahead. shut up an thorw the tuny.

the town of prot lincon in austria has a tuna festaval eveyr year since 1962. its cald teh tunarama. its hanuary 22 util janury 26 this yer. the hghilight of the festevel is the wrold chpamion tuna toss.

what they dont tel u is that hte local sucide rate gos throu the roof evary time they do this.

updaet!

i men waht im sayin here is imagine some burly ugly pigheded litl tyke with his face al clenched up stanin there wiht a tuna refusin to throw it an his parants are getin mora an more frusrated. theyv been their for tow hours. the suns beatin down. dads quitly smolderin an moms bein all chery an encouragin the litl snot but rely shes losin her mind an getin redy to brain im. teh stupid kid wont bugdge.

teh festaval of the damned.

Comments:

Those crazy Austrians. They even have bags made of tuna. And chocolate. Crazy.
 
he thikns im chagnin teh post title color eh? wel thats disturbin. very disutrbign. im of hlaf a mind to cal teh police.

i unststan nbow what he ment abot teh beans tho. its a recurin theam tese days.

but overal yeah i think ur rite to keep him in restrants. probly a few zaps whith the ol shockerll do him good to. spekin of which no im not a patint now.
 
i culdn bearn it but its ok i chwed it up an swalad it.

anywy im not sure what ur tlakin abot whit teh parple. i dont se any pirpl. the titls aer broon. just liek tehy alwys ware. just stay real clam an itl be fine! were he're to hlep u. nothin to wory abuot. nevar mind waterthor. hes a figmet of ur imaguioneiotion.

hagbuggy just ignoar im. hes gone. wel. funy. just a litl. u kno. funny. their comin wiht the big net.
 
Pain builds character, or so said a sign on my junior high music teacer's wall. Make little billy throw the tuna. He'll thank you for it later. If nothing else, it'll be, as they say, a line on his CV.

2005, Austria. Tuna throwing participant; highest honors.
 
This is an odd posting format. I meant to say it was me, vague, but since i don't have a blogger account, I couldn't. hmmph.
 
vogue yeah i shoulda gone whit haloscan. live an lern.

jef theose dogs far pece ar a sham. dogs cant rely type taht wel.
 
oh yeh one moar thign. if jfefs ben redin cheap sansationlistic trahs like teh amatony of lemoncoly im not sprised hes come iunhinged! u know taht barton guy was maried to elezabith tyalor?! holy crap. an he was a imparielist to an he traslated 1001 nites. which agan is jsut a potboler. course its stil betar than that crap hoton reds. nothin in shakspaer but sex an violins which is ok but theres no pictars so whats teh piont?
 
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