February 14, 2005
a unwarthy chaep shot at our brethran to teh north
of bears an caneda hairy horton snigns.
he dosnt mention teh worst part. thare was a big scadnal a few yers back whan it came out that oen of thoase canadian nature tape compnyes was relesin tapes of ameracan bears insted. than it came out taht teh law requires only 35% genuin unionised canedian bear contant.
so they touhgened up the law but they stil cant figuar out how 2 tel the bers voices aprat. so they requiar em to have a mounty in teh recordang studio kepin a eye on thigns. this leves teh problam of ilegal unlicansed bears snekin in from norath dakoata an workin uner the table. its a holy mes an itll be yers before they straiten it out.
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I've heard rumours that the Yankie bears cross the border to defecate au canuk
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: 2/14/2005 05:02:00 PM
: 2/14/2005 05:02:00 PM
Back home in the '50s we had a similar problem with undocumented Mexican roadrunners coming north to work in Coyote/Roadrunner cartoons.
OUR BAERS DO NOT DO NO SUCH THING IT IS ONLY AMERICA HATERS WHO CROSS THE BOARDER AND DONT COME BACK!!!!
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