February 10, 2005
ouyr reder Rob makes a good point:
I cut my thumb whilst carving a sculpture the other day, but I got away with it at the hospital by claiming to be a pervert.
u shuld always tel teh hospatal ppl ur a prevert. caues than theyl take u frist becos their thinking 'whoa cool a perevart! this ones gona be somethign interesin for a chagne!'
then of course its probably just some totly noromal head wuond. but there usuly prety nice abot it. teh anticepaetion alone britens up they're day.
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Then there are those who present with infected stomas, after using them for the wrongest purpose imaginable.