February 22, 2005
yeah i got ur 'pichers of bat.' ritaght herare kid!
serchin yaho fro 'pichers of bat' eh? u wnat pichaerd of batt? iuszat it?
oh ill give u pichars of baat til u howol for nmerrcy u li8tal vrerm6ign! u fkugher agerafrtin bugnhlooe arrashshoo! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
krrghgh rgnnngnhgh arrrarararara fugmrg mrgrfrgr aaaaaaaaaaaaarr!!1!
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all i can say is, that's not my idea of philosophy.
House Bat Management
plus if i ever "felt a bit frisky", only other bats would ever let me "get to first base", as you americans say. that would "kind of suck".
it would be nice never having to see daylight, though.
another bad thing about being a bat would be having the toilet bowl affixed to your bathroom ceiling. you would spend half your life just mopping up, unless you installed some kind of hydraulic suction device, which would be pretty expensive.
but it would be nice to be able to say "i need a guano" and not have people give me such funny looks all the time.