July 21, 2005

extremenate teh brutes...

ectomorphic assclown exhibits shit-eating grin

im sory but this is not ok.

Moby bonded with "the cutest little dogs in the world" after delivering some of his CDs to a customer in the Chelsea neighborhood of New York City.

dear amazon dot com,

please cram ur flying column of narcisisstic knuckleheads up ur corporate butt. u send em round my house theyl be goin backta rehab in a pine box.

an ur cute litl dogs to!

thanks for ur atentian to tihs matar.

 

sincarely ur humbl an obt. svt. etc. etc.

aringlton coplay hynes

update!

hugbougany seys Your middle name is Coldplay? Then it is you who must die.

# posted by HA HA HA at 7/21/2005 02:34:00 PM

Comments:

"bonded with"?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/21/2005 03:35:00 PM
 
Who the fuck is moby?
# posted by Blogger Bystander : 7/21/2005 03:42:00 PM
 
odrey - i dont wana know. i reeeeealy dont.

bysnatder - ahhh what a blesign not to know! he makes 'techno' recrods an hes a vegen an noisy about it. honastly tghares probly no harm in im but what teh heck.
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 7/21/2005 04:28:00 PM
 
What kind of person calls himself "Moby"? Wait a minute. it's on the tip of my tongue.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/21/2005 04:31:00 PM
 
I'm going to order "In Cold Blood", see who they dig up to deliver that.

Audrey,

You will keep the biting for Noreen's bum I trust.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/21/2005 05:03:00 PM
 
Unfortunately I'm moving to San Diego in a couple of months. I'll be leaving the warm friendly atmosphere of the "Ring O' Bile" here on the east and west coasts of the Atlantic (in addition to freakish, laws-of-physics-violating cold winters.





Thank the Jehova for the internet - I won't have to miss a minute of it.
# posted by Blogger Agammamon : 7/21/2005 07:55:00 PM
 
I dunno, If I were going to waste oodles of dough on Sex and the City DVDs I certainly would not object to Chris Noth's delivering them.

Send Rob Schneider over, though, and he definitely will be leaving in a box. I hate that guy so much.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/21/2005 08:30:00 PM
 
I see you signed yourself ‘savant‘. Isn’t that pushing it a bit?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/22/2005 03:33:00 AM
 
Bystander, are you playing to the gallery with that comment?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1263875.stm
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/22/2005 07:13:00 AM
 
Dr. M, he misspelled "idt." before "svt.", to.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/22/2005 07:13:00 AM
 
Or "too", as some would have it.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/22/2005 07:14:00 AM
 
Your middle name is Coldplay? Then it is you who must die.
# posted by Blogger hungbunny : 7/22/2005 01:48:00 PM
 
Killer fact!

Moby looks like a clown minus the red nose.
# posted by Blogger Pierre : 7/23/2005 09:25:00 PM
 
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