November 15, 2005

teh truth about aliumiunioum floil hlemets

heres one for gial! form the abstracat:

Statistical evidence suggests the use of [aluminum foil] helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

note one of teh authars is from the mit media lab. so their doin more usefal wrok thare than alota teh nonmedialab m.i.t. guys i talki to like to claim.

form teh nameles guy.

Comments:

You been drinkin' HA? Your spelling's gone all to pot. It's a bastard about the tinfoil hats innit? Gonna have to walk around inside some kind of wheeled faraday cage now. I mean that's ok for formal, dont get me wrong, but you're gonna feel a bit oferdressed if you've just popped out for a pint of milk surely?
 
thanx fer thinkin of me
 
Yay! I'm an imagenery fiend.
 
I’m not allowed my foil hat any more because Mrs Maroon says it makes my head smell funny. It’s a pity because it was fun watching the garage doors open as I drove up the street.
 
I'm gonna have to go with the Velostat. More chic, the frequency is more my thing, and Dr.Evil needs the cash.
 
My fiend JW sez:

Every helmet needs a liner to attenuate and dampen reciprocal invasive frequencies - Duh! I've found a high density plastic bicycle helmet overlayed with sculpted heavy-grade Reynolds Wrap works. FWIW.
 
helo,

just wanted to share with you a picher a my cat:

cat
 
That anonymous cat is ugly, ain't it?
It's a fraud too, and has no south-eastern Asian ancestry.
 
I'd also recommend one of these fancy RF detectors to go with Dr. E's velostat helmet. At least you'll know the signals are there and the silent vibrator mode sounds like fun.
 
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