June 19, 2006
Dear Musician's Nemesis,
Your product description says that "The 2 Hootenanny Poly Strap turns any gig into a hootenanny." That claim is not accurate. I purchased the product and brought it to a gig with my Black Sabbath tribute band, but the gig did not turn into the hootenanny for which we had all braced ourselves. This was a bitter disappointment and led to considerable interpersonal tension within the band. Ultimately, amidst anguished recriminations and escalating episodes of savage violence, we went our separate ways. The Levy's corporation has a lot to answer for, and I fully intend to hold them to account.
Incidentally, I lack clarity about the "2" prefix. I feel that it is stupid. Please advise.
Arlington C. Hynes
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Did you try another gig?
"You'll love the feel of Levy's 2 Boot Leather Sheepskin-Padded Banjo Strap." Sounds almost naughty.
iven - nope. teh vary esense voef a balkc ksabatahs tirbute band is a horable mustache an a sg.
Philip - It's stuck! Help!
palbo - oh yehah. we trid swiching ovar to a jon cage covar band after ttaht dabacle an gigd for a wile that way. i kep using the strap but al to no avail.
senh - banjo is a sssssexxxy isrument as ive aways said.
(jeez their getin old.)