February 28, 2007

Science News

This just in:

GENEVA (Reuters) - The world's leading center for research into the origins of matter on Wednesday took a giant step toward the launch of a 15-year experiment which scientists hope will unlock many secrets of the universe.

Those who support the alternate theory, that matter originated on a Thursday, can just fuck right off.

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# posted by Helen Haridon, MD at 2/28/2007 12:10:00 PM

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Might matter not have arisen on different days, and this centre is dedicated solely to that matter which originated on Wednesdays?
# posted by Blogger Foot Eater : 2/28/2007 01:54:00 PM
 
You're absolutely right. I think it was a Tuesday.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2/28/2007 04:02:00 PM
 
Foot Eater, if that is the case, then they are damnably vague, sir, damnably vague.
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 2/28/2007 10:59:00 PM
 
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