June 07, 2007

Hole Found

A hole has been found, on Mars. It is thought to be quite deep. The boffins are very excited because it is believed, that the hole, is very similar to many holes found on Earth, in that it is in the ground, and it is not full of dirt. Instead, it is empty, and it goes into the ground, in the familiar manner. This suggests that even the very farthest planets are remarkably like Earth, in certain ways. I had a hole in my garden once, just like that one. It is startling to think, isn't it, that such a homely topographical feature is in fact so exotic?

One feels one's mind expanding!

I only hope that the Americans, who have discovered this wonderful hole, will not shoot it, or fill it with hamburgers, but will instead treat it with sensitivity and compassion.

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But of course. This is where they hid all the Nazi flying saucers after the war.
 
No, Rob, you can't fly to Mars, because when you get there the atmosphere is too thin, and your engine will have, nothing to push against. The Nazis went to California, because they were allies, during the war.
 
Is it wrong that the idea of a hole filled with hamburgers is making me hungry? Too much to drink last night. Actually, maybe we should fill the hole with cheeseburgers; that sounds even better. This post has been so inspiring to me.
 
I hope we approach it holistically.
 
I hope we approach it cautiously. Looks deep.
 
I dug a hole in my garden yesterday. But I suppose that is not the same. I've always been a joiner.
 
Are there vaginas are Mars? Those are the only kind of holes I'm really interested in, besides other holes. I really just wanted to talk about vaginas.
 
CYBARSQWATTORZ!!
 
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