June 06, 2008

wheeww!

Moose-crash victims escape serious injury.

Maine sees more moose crashes in June than in any other month. ...

In 2007, five people died in Maine as a result of moose collisions.

them tghigns make casowaryds look perty tame.

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# posted by HA HA HA at 6/06/2008 10:43:00 PM

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What are mooses doing driving cars, anyway?
# posted by Blogger Foot Eater : 6/07/2008 08:13:00 AM
 
We don't hear how it was for the mooses. Do they just shrug their antlers and say "Gee, sorry, but he shouldn't have been in the way"? Or what?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6/08/2008 04:02:00 AM
 
fotetar - getin ther r avenage thats what! good to seee u agiuan.

dedu - teh mosooses isnt usuly aviiuable for comenant aftarwwreds waht with beign dead an all.
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 6/08/2008 08:55:00 PM
 
mosse are as hairy horton wuould say STOOPID. theire motivs wuould seam to be quixotic.
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 6/08/2008 08:57:00 PM
 
Quixotic motifs - the black, apocalyptic melody of Wagnerian windmill-tilting? I'm surprised at you, Arlington. Surely at least one corner of the blogosphere can rise above this sort of blatant stereotypical capreolinophobic anti-alcesism.
# posted by Blogger Philip : 6/10/2008 02:52:00 PM
 
Well, if mooses are being called upon to make sacrifices like this there should be greater public acknowledgment of the fact. Perhaps this blog might lead the way?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6/10/2008 03:24:00 PM
 
phopol - yeh maabye so but damed if taht cornars gona be mine!

dude, nobodys calgin on em. nobooby i know anyhow. christ mabye there calin on eachothar.
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 6/10/2008 03:50:00 PM
 
I fear this is the only place where the geometry of the blogosphere is sufficiently fractured for corners to occur at all. You're stuck with 'em.
# posted by Blogger Philip : 6/11/2008 02:27:00 PM
 
O. Mmmm.

Them morses usauly comnunicrate usin morse coad.

PS morse meet goes beter with asparrowgrass than lam.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 6/12/2008 07:08:00 AM
 
hpilop - 10 pnoit peneltly for syayin 'bologospear'! \bzzz!!

jefe - wel if u wer stuck in mane an we're to dmub to avod getin run ovar by cops youd be tlaklin kinda morose urslelf.
# posted by Blogger HA HA HA : 6/12/2008 01:05:00 PM
 
Oh Ho Ho--

Tinklin Mouse Ur-shelf:

inst tat som ould ice in auntartyctca?
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 6/13/2008 07:33:00 AM
 
I've never said bologospear in my life. I only have one tongue, and I do not intend to waste it.
# posted by Blogger Philip : 6/13/2008 03:25:00 PM
 
The Blogger software flags "mooses" as an error. Is a moose like a sheep, in that its singular is also its plural? Surely this is the right blog for delicate points like this; Arlington's view would be particularly piquant.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6/14/2008 08:17:00 AM
 
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