February 24, 2005
teh alen alda thign
ok so ive gotan a flod of queries about whats whit teh alen adla thign an all. wel heres what hapand.
i was getin launch whit onea teh guys at wrok an for some reson he mentind alda. i boared so i was like 'fuck alda hes a malevolent bloodsucking assclown.'
so he says 'no way i like alda.'
an i says 'hes a facsist. a nazi to the bone. hed invade checkoslaviakia in a minute given halfa chnance. u can see it in his eys. hes hiltler reboarn!' an i was pokin him in teh sternum whit my fingner to clarify the point.
an this dudes like 'dude thats bulshit! he was on m*a*s*h!'
wel i awys culd take or leave that stupad tv show but evaryboddy else liked it so i didn wana be rude an say anythign bad abot it. so i just decked him.
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If Alan Alda came near my children I would kill him. Slice him up and feed him to the clowns.
If you like Alan Alda you are a cunt.
And if you are Alan Alda you are a double cunt.