Damnable, damnable onions.

Labels: damnable onions, damned onions, onions

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor..."

his methads are... unsuound.

Labels: Leopold II of Belgium

ok so anyhoow i was in teh gorcary strore an the chekckout gril was kinda cuate so i was tihnkign 'howm i gona talk to er?' so i was wrackcing my bararain an i notaced her namtag siad 'justine' so i was like ok cool an i said 'so dude ur like inta teh marquis de sade an sutff/?"

wel she didn know wat i was on abuout so i had a expaplian an it al wen't downhil form the're somehow an she caled teh managar ovar. wont try thaat agian. i gues larence durels out to?

mabe ill try justine frischshmen on er nex time im in theyre. evarybodddy lieks cars right? haveta waiat awahile though. the mananenger got al weierd whan i hit im.

Labels: if music be the food of love, literature

S----,

Left your car at the garage. Not sure which one, but it's in Portland somewhere. It's the one in like, Portland, I think. The other one was cheaper, I noticed while walking home, but I didn't leave it at that one, I left it at the one by the, the thing, with the, you know, there was like a store or something, like nearby. There was some little card that the machine gave me but I was like, screw it, I never keep receipts, they're so totally corporate and I just can't get into that so I like chucked it.

So anyway the car thing's cool.

Arlington

UPDATE

Correction: The word "car" above should be "cat".