October 10, 2008

kliilr ffacft

branacls ar arathrapods. i was liek 'no fuckin way!1!1 theyir totly mulascsc!'

but its trrue.

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# posted by HA HA HA at 10/10/2008 12:24:00 PM

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Now my whole paradigm has shifted.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10/10/2008 01:27:00 PM
 
Next you'll say Barnacle Bill isn't a sailor.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10/10/2008 01:28:00 PM
 
Does this make them kosher?
# posted by Blogger xerxes : 10/11/2008 05:26:00 PM
 
Only if they're barnacles of the winged, swarming variety.

All other living creatures are treyf, as well. This category includes all things that creep and crawl, such as reptiles, amphibians, rodents, Great Auks, arthropods that are not winged swarming things, platypuses, shellfish, dragons - and everything else you smartasses can think of. If it ain't in the short list above, it ain't kosher.
# posted by Blogger Philip : 10/12/2008 12:41:00 PM
 
Thank heaven. My wife's people's cooking does not need to give its enemies further ammunition.
# posted by Blogger xerxes : 10/12/2008 05:23:00 PM
 
Well, according to H. P. Lovecraft:

Ia! Ghythlen maggathuroth! Chthulhu ftagn nig-shibbureth!

I think Chthulhu's opinion can safely be taken as the last word on the whole barnacle-arthropod argument, don't you?
# posted by Blogger Foot Eater : 10/16/2008 06:16:00 PM
 
I like to think of barnacles as the ocean's diamonds.
# posted by Blogger ChrisV82 : 10/20/2008 08:44:00 PM
 
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