teh antropologist john hawks wirites

Brain size is under stabilizing selection, and both energetic and ontogenetic demands favor smaller ones.

im ahjead of teh curve again.

p.s. he alslso says 'extraordinary claims require more than one brain'. oh boy do they ever!

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as i alwys say

It's just neat launching something that really wasn't intended to be launched

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ok im gona endrose a canadate here. tihs ol fat guy john frarys runign for congras somwher up nroth he're in mainen. hes got a sowrd cane!

"...there is little danger of my being exiled to the District of Columbia. Still, the prospect of making new enemies is damned inviting."

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oh gee:

Two self-anointed "grammar vigilantes" who toured the nation removing typos from public signs have been banned from national parks after vandalizing a historic marker at the Grand Canyon.

wahta cuopla retarads! i feixed taht sgin arleredy.

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anhothar fuckign crismas outa teh way. but i stil g0t thirtyodd moare of em to sufer through bafiore im dead so its not liek im outta teh woods yet.

think im' gona get a jiob listanign to nmick cave an goign aruound walking up to staragners on teh street an breakign their jaws.

updaoupt!

teh rotan bastaerds! my caryon was goign trough teh machinne an they got al concernd an whatnot an asked if they could louk throhugh it so i was like 'yeh whatevar' thingkign my zippo — vetran of cuountles flights — had finly met its end. or mabye theyd noticed teh m203. but noape! turnss uout they wer aftar... my toofthpast!

dipshits.

none a ther damn busnes if C4 makse my theeth whiter.

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