August 16, 2005
hyuk hyuk
i red teh brit specal forcas guys have dustad off some old .303 enfeidls an they're usign em in iraq.
yep. their loaded for boer.
updaet!
our dear reder rorb has choasan to share wiht the group a awful aflictoin:
I fuckin love puns.
it garieves me sumpin fierce to say it but im aferaid thares no cure.
updaet!
bysnadter says.
A bun is the lowest form of wheat.
nooooo! maek it stop! waht have i done?!
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That is the best joke I've heard for ages. I fuckin love puns. Anyway, I imagine you'd probably be better off with a Lee-Enfield than one of those stupid plastic efforts that falls to bits all the time. You could fetch someone a nasty whack with it if it got full of sand & jammed also.
# posted by 
: 8/16/2005 07:51:00 PM
: 8/16/2005 07:51:00 PM
yeah im no athorety on guns but it sadans me to thikn thare are militery people who dont just instinctively prefar thigns that make a bigar bang an thorow a largar object an make a beter club. sems like a nobrainer: biger! loudar! ergo better!
i mean what business are they in anyhow?! arnt they saposed to be manly? jeez.
i mean what business are they in anyhow?! arnt they saposed to be manly? jeez.
I prefer to fling spoons at people; it is a testament to my toughness. I just keep on flinging. There is no stopping that kind of assault. Fwoop!
# posted by : 8/17/2005 01:35:00 PM
: 8/17/2005 01:35:00 PM
jevf - ive found taht zoo loos are as good a plase to exsape form bores as any (but they'res usuly no t.p. their so u gota impravise). but onyl smal boers like .303 tops. hence teh war i gues.
but anyhow winny isnt evarythign.
but anyhow winny isnt evarythign.
Recently, I was watching a Dracula film on TV. As the Count sank his teeth into his victim's heaving embonpoint, I murmured: "Fangs for the mammaries". My talking flatfish heard me and said, "That was a play on words, wasn't it?"
To which (of course) I replied: "A pun, my sole, you're right."
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To which (of course) I replied: "A pun, my sole, you're right."
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