August 11, 2005
the natiens newspapar of record. ahem.
why wuold i give a rats ass whare bono hangs out whit mike jagar? do tehy thikn im a psychoapth? wel mabe in nyc thats not a unresonabel asumption.
redars phil an rob obsareve taht if u know whare mook jaguar is gona be than u can be somehware else. so its precoius invormation indeed.
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If I can knock off Coldplay and a couple of boy-bands before a sniper takes me down, all the better.
Shit. Did I say that out loud?
phil - true. why tehy cant save hte wrold in decent privecy i cant imagine.
I find this question even more disturbing. It seems to imply that we all go around wondering the names of the people who invented every word and phrase in the universe. This idea is horrific and makes me very nauseous.
ive fuond it hleps if u opan ur mouth an stick ur tongue aout an oscilate ur head rapedly back an froth. so ur tuongeu flops bakcnforth. cures teh nausea in a jify! but it gives me a migriane. also i got areasted once. well hey u gota take teh good wiht the bad.