December 19, 2005
girls are wierd
so i dacidad to try inernat datign an i met this chilc. like she was ok so i was like 'yaeah lets hae a vear or wahtvear'. so we agread to met at tihs bar an i siad 'il be teh tal guy with the palgue mask an hte scythe. an glases.' so i showd up an ware was she? duno. totly blew me off.
wtf? i dont unarstnad wemen worth crap. is waht teh problam is if u rely wana know.
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It’s the little things ladies notice. Next time shine your shoes and have some large denomination bills sticking out your pocket.
Were they rimless glasses? Girls dig rimless glasses over plague masks.
# posted by 
: 12/19/2005 08:25:00 AM
: 12/19/2005 08:25:00 AM
Andraste, Me too. Coz every girl's crazy bout a sharp-nosed man.
# posted by : 12/19/2005 01:28:00 PM
: 12/19/2005 01:28:00 PM
wel yeh but its the glasas that we're teh problam i thikn. u dont wana come of liek a nerd.
mabe if ida mentoinded teh bowlign shoes that wulda helped.
mabe if ida mentoinded teh bowlign shoes that wulda helped.
"It's a fool that looks for reason in the female heart."
I have no idea where I heard that, but I've adopted it as a motto of sorts. It's saved me a lot of stress and led me to a happy marriage.
I have no idea where I heard that, but I've adopted it as a motto of sorts. It's saved me a lot of stress and led me to a happy marriage.
# posted by : 12/19/2005 05:34:00 PM
: 12/19/2005 05:34:00 PM
She was there, mate!
I was just there before you!
We went clubbing!
I was just there before you!
We went clubbing!
# posted by : 12/19/2005 07:04:00 PM
: 12/19/2005 07:04:00 PM
If she blew you off then I'd say you got lucky, Arl. A girl who does that on the first date is definitely up for a little how's-your-father, given enough time.
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