May 17, 2006

knopflers vicious lizard

fossil dinasaur

Masiakasaurus knopfleri! sombody named a dinosar aftar mark knofplar. dont ask me why. i just work here.

btw dinsours wernt lizards at all. moare like birds. warmbloddad in all liklihood. at pres time the features of mark nofflers metabalism was unclear.

# posted by HA HA HA at 5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM

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Holy crap a Members Only jacket. Masiakasaurus Eightiesii.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5/17/2006 07:29:00 AM
 
I'm looking forward to Stegosaurus Keithi Richardsii and Brachiosaurus Micki Jaggerii being added to the vast taxonomy of petrified old...erm...birds.
# posted by Blogger Desargues : 5/17/2006 09:34:00 AM
 
The dark workings of the Knopflersaur's metabolism are best left uninvestigated sez I. There are things of which man was not meant to wot.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5/17/2006 06:42:00 PM
 
Amazing to think of those great warm-blooded, bright-coloured saurians roaming the jungles of Gondwanaland, and knopfling magnificently as they went.
# posted by Blogger Philip : 5/18/2006 06:43:00 AM
 
...mesial four dentary teeth precumbent, first inclined at 10 degrees above horizontal, lying in alveolus slung below ventral margin of dentary; first alveolus large; ventrally expanded lateral to mesio-distally long dentary symphysis; lower dentition markedly heterodont; first four teeth weakly spatulate; elongate, terminating in distally hooked, pointed apex; mesial dentary teeth bearing two weakly serated distal carinae, having faint distal ridges; more distal teeth transversely compressed, recurved, distal carinae serrated

Probably about right given the state of British dentistry.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5/18/2006 01:30:00 PM
 
Say what you will about Knopfler, Shangri-la is a good record. (Betraying my age by calling it a record, I know.) Also the new one with Emmylou Harris...pretty good!
# posted by Blogger Andraste : 5/19/2006 01:46:00 PM
 
I heard Dire Straits were teaming up with old Chris Rea under the name Dire Rea.
# posted by Blogger Foot Eater : 5/21/2006 11:38:00 AM
 
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