September 10, 2006

Not just any moron...

...but a Moron with a Record Collection. Arlington will be blogging there as well. He will tell you what to listen to, and you will comply, or else you will fuck off. You are to be given a choice, you see, which is very generous, of him.

Comments:

Folks, I have been subjected to Arlington's musical selections in the past. He picks quality stuff, the kind of songs that take ten or twenty listens to grow on you, but that you can play a couple hundred more (often obsessively) before they wear out.

Give it a try, why doncha?
 
Can't be the real Arlington - he doesn't spell like a spastic.

Waaaaaait a minute - you weren't having us on all this time, were you? Have you any idea how much cash I wasted on Mencap in your name? They've named an entire wing of their latest mong hostel after you, you bastard!
 
hnank u porj! but guys u gota relize proj livs prety far uot in teh booonies. heas esaily entratained.

iven - dude u shuould damand ur mmoney back unles they name it aftar u.
 
You are to be given a choice, you see, which is very generous, of him.

A choice of commas, I assume?
 
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